Low Quality FactsNerds: I wish Nikola Tesla were alive today. So he could see the technological marvels his work helped us create. So we could tell him how thankful we are for everything he did.
Tesla, alive today: Holy shit the internet has pigeon porn.
Jeremy Bornstein@lowqualityfacts That's pretty unfair to Tesla, whose relationships with pigeons were quite tender and nonsexual in a way that I'm pretty sure that porn generally isn't.
CautionWIP (he/him) 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🕎@jjb @lowqualityfacts So the history books claim…🧐🤷🏽