Mike ShewardMy new favorite hobby is coming up with various believable reasons that these two were arrested
Acorns and Olives@SecureOwl Couple arrested after skinny dipping in local town square fountain.
Jesse Cail@SecureOwl You're doing the Lord's work
Steffen Christensen@SecureOwl The fourth is more credible than what they actually got arrested for.
Jon Fisher@SecureOwl Wait. Are they the new Rand and Nance?
Dr. Ruchira S. Datta@SecureOwl The alt text should say who they actually are, not just the caption. Or else you could have specified instead of "these two". Otherwise how would you expect a blind person to get it?
Millicent@SecureOwl friend sends:
Couple arrested for punching the Dominoes delivery driver for forgetting their garlic knots
BenI'm verging on delirious from Covid so was about to post a response with the headline 'New suspects found in Madeleine McCann case', but fortunately had a moment of clarity where I thought better of it. Instead.....
isaiah@SecureOwl @APBBlue couple arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct in parking lot next to dildo shop
Jef Poskanzer@SecureOwl 'Kidney Krooks' arrested