Janel ComeauI knew someday I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer on doop" as I inch closer to the grave
EntropySloth@VeryBadLlama I feel this so much. It's very weird and a bit scary. I try to see the positive side of everything, but ... it's not always easy.
Alexander The 1st@EntropySloth @VeryBadLlama I mean, the positive side is you get to be part of today's Lucky 10K ( https://xkcd.com/1053/ ), even as you get older.
Jason Parker-Burlingham š³ļøāš@VeryBadLlama I found out what "Hot Girl Summer" means.
today.
you can't let the little fuckers generation-gap you.
nick@VeryBadLlama ... And they don't even doop their own peebles, they just provide ironic commentary, blip-memes and atonal mouth noises over yowza!s of notorious peeblers alting their yass.
Josh "cortex" Millard@nickzoic @VeryBadLlama THIS!!! The doop scene used to have a real vibrant glaz to it, but now itās just poseur post-tweens chumming out recycled chockle posts like time stopped passing in 2021
@joshmillard @VeryBadLlama hehe yeah nĆ¼doopies be giving big '1 energy.
James Trickle uP
Kid Mania@joshmillard @nickzoic @VeryBadLlama
Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in "A Clock Work Orange" my little droogies?
StevenSavage (he/him)@joshmillard @nickzoic @VeryBadLlama doop is on the retrack. Jimfizzy was declared the Fram King by Shika Vue and now it's all Shazzy.
Peter Kisner ā@PTR_K @StevenSavage @nickzoic @VeryBadLlama unbeatable classic webm, every time the frog resurrects Iām crying laughing
@joshmillard @PTR_K @nickzoic @VeryBadLlama I don't like how Bappy1999 named the frog "Goncharov" to try to jump on the old trend. But freebbers gonna freeb in the frogosphere.
Space Hobo@StevenSavage @joshmillard @PTR_K @nickzoic @VeryBadLlama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM25p7tGcOQ ā THIS IS WHAT FREEBBERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Worship The Bean Meme @tootymcnooty
KlingonHipster@nickzoic @VeryBadLlama ā¦i think i need to go to a hospital?
LAUREN@VeryBadLlama @kalyish I thought a peeble streamer was a bunny rabbit...
TootUncommon@VeryBadLlama
Here I sit in the last of my sexagenarian years reading your post and not understanding anything at all after the "ew".
Here I sit in the last of my sexagenarian years reading your post and not understanding anything at all after the "ew".
Kevin P. Fleming@BlueGrits @VeryBadLlama That was intentional.
Clifford Oliver@BlueGrits @VeryBadLlama :š¤£š¤£š¤£
Pat@BlueGrits @VeryBadLlama Is your life's enjoyment or enrichment diminished in any way by not understanding anything after "ew"? My guess is "no".
playinginthedirt@VeryBadLlama they're inching closer also.
Brad Evans@VeryBadLlama I was happy to introduce Taylor Swift to the rest of the old guys in the barber shop today.
Probably Paul@VeryBadLlama It's even worse when you get too old to recognise old celebrities! Like you're watching this movie with some wizened and ancient fella in it, going "where do I know this balding, bearded, corpulent wreck of a human being from?" and it turns out to be someone who was a globally famous Hollywood heartthrob in 1993 and you just missed the past three decades...
RodneyPetersonTalentAgencyBut there is good news today! The NYPD arrested some dipshit YouTube / Switch douchebag ācelebrityā for a giveaway in the middle of Manhattan that attracted thousands upon thousands of the types of total morons that follow these types of people and disrupted normal activity.
Hopefully thereās no bail and heās thrown into Rikers with a very horny Harvey Weinstein.
synth@RodneyPetersonTalent @VeryBadLlama very hateful comment. also what is a dipshit switch douchebag?
moondad@VeryBadLlama I've always looked forward to the day when I wouldn't recognize any celebrities. Not quite there yet but making progress.
gavinisdie 
@VeryBadLlama I'm only a year older than 2007, what is that slang
Eric Brombaugh
John G Fitzgerald@VeryBadLlama Too true ššššš
Hermit the Frog@VeryBadLlama haha this hurts so bad š
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Ī²Éth@VeryBadLlama Embrace the old. Embrace it. Let it wrap you in its arms and pull you safely into the early bird specials, orthopedic shoes, and reruns of Matlock. It's okay. Don't fight it.
RussianDeepStateSock@VeryBadLlama I am someone who has always ignored most "celebrities" when I could, failed to recognize nearly everything about pop culture brands, including "celebrities", and has grown into a nearly 50 year old person who simply doesnt recognize celebrity. The whole thing is a fucking sham and it equally cracks me up and disgusts me.
Mike Hucka@VeryBadLlama Ouch. I felt that.
CodieneC
WhichOne'sPink š«š®@VeryBadLlama
Zombie voice; "Joooiiinn uuuuusssss."
Unrelated; What's an "Ed Sheeran"?
Quirky George š³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļøš¬š§šŖšŗ@NickSchwanck @VeryBadLlama I think its a furniture polish
@Fizzfizzpopop @VeryBadLlama I'm looking into this
justsusanholdingon@VeryBadLlama totally my life with teensā¦and I am oldā¦..
Brian Baresch@VeryBadLlama
Quoth @OwensDamien:
Iām 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
āCURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNTā
stevenray@VeryBadLlama š totally with you on this. Never gets any better!
Ryan Germann 
@VeryBadLlama at least us old timers didn't consider people a celebrity for being a celebrity. Well, there was Angelyne... and for some reason "Kitty Carlisle" was on a lot of shows... well, anyway.
Blake šµšø@VeryBadLlama I've been slightly alarmed by the discrepancy between the number of people I'm familiar with dying and the number of new people I'm learning about. For example, in the time since Paul Reubens and SinĆ©ad O'Connor died, I've learned about precisely 0 new people. I mean I basically live under a rock, but there are also roughly 3 billion more people on the planet than when I was born.
Miklos Gyalog@VeryBadLlama there seems to be a direct correlation: the fewer of these "famous" people I recognise, the more medical conditions I can name.
Dwinle@VeryBadLlama Influencers, I mean what the hell are they!! I really donāt understand how they get traction in peopleās lives.
George Station@VeryBadLlama There must be a role for #PeebleStreamersOnDoop as a hashtag.
forestine@VeryBadLlama sometimes i canāt tell if itās the name of a celebrity or an object of some kind. or maybe the name for a new kind of surgery
B.ella@VeryBadLlama š I feel you!
Kara Goldfinch@VeryBadLlama @kim Same here. I struggle with the fact that pretty much anyone can be a celeb now if they post enough videos or something
Anastasia Boffin-Supreme@VeryBadLlama Most relatable toot in forever. Just waiting for when I can no longer even tell the difference between a real live celebrity and an AI one.
Andy@VeryBadLlama Yep. I'm now ācelebrity versions of TV shows are indistinguishable from the regular versionā years old.
haricots introvert@VeryBadLlama remember when Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk making him the new drip king?
Bob Jamieson@VeryBadLlama You too?
Baron Vonskinnback@VeryBadLlama but with it comes not caring & more free time to relax & enjoy the things you love, aging gracefully means not giving a fuck anymore, now that it real freedom...š
xs4me2Such is life! Enjoy it!
@VeryBadLlama maybe iām too young for mastodon
Katykayay@7ynth
It's possible, but you're probably OK. It's not mandatory to want everyone to get off your lawn, or even to have a lawn.
It's possible, but you're probably OK. It's not mandatory to want everyone to get off your lawn, or even to have a lawn.
Lisa@VeryBadLlama I take absolute delight in not knowing who/what a celebrity is/does.
Bill Rhodes@VeryBadLlama Yep, you gonna get yeeted right out out
Tracy Smith@VeryBadLlama I know the feeling.
@VeryBadLlama @nekoewen do a zine on fake celebrities online.