DungeonsJul 29, 2023

🗺️ Campaign 75 #dnd

This is the tale of...

🛡️ Brayingboozehound, the Elf Paladin
25%
🗡️ Brice, the Dwarf Rogue
30.6%
💫 Lyndon, the Tiefling Sorcerer
22.2%
📯 Khayri, the Half-Elf Bard
22.2%
Poll ended at .
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Our hero, Brice, has arrived!
---
You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
26.1%
🛒 Shop
56.5%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
4.3%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
13%
Poll ended at .
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You found a shop.
---
The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
🗡️ Shortsword [1d6+2, +4] 🛡️ Leather Armor [13]
🗡️ Sling [1d4+2, +4] ~ 1H (+4🪙)
7.4%
🛡️ Padded Armor [13] (+0🪙)
3.7%
🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [14] (-40🪙)
85.2%
↩️ Back to Town
3.7%
Poll ended at .
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You left the shop with the Studded Leather Armor in-hand.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
69.7%
🛒 Shop
21.2%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
9.1%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
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You left with a sense of adventure.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Giant Rat
❤️ 2-12 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
100%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Giant Rat!
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🦁 Giant Rat
❤️❤️❤️❤️ 4/4
🛡️ 12
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
100%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Giant Rat for 6 damage with your Melee Attack.
The Giant Rat fell, ending the battle.
+1🪙 +25✨
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You encounter a 🦁 Giant Crab
❤️ 3-24 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
73.1%
🥷 Avoid
11.5%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
11.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
3.8%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Giant Crab!
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🦁 Giant Crab
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 14/14
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
83.3%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
4.2%
🏃 Run!
12.5%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Giant Crab for 8 damage.
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🦁 Giant Crab
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 6/14
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
92.3%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
3.8%
🏃 Run!
3.8%
Poll ended at .
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The Giant Crab used Claw, dealing 2 damage to you.
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🦁 Giant Crab
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 6/14
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
100%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Giant Crab for 4 damage.
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🦁 Giant Crab
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 2/14
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
76%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
20%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
4%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You successfully hit the Giant Crab with your Melee Attack for 3 damage.
You killed the Giant Crab.
+1🪙 +25✨
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You encounter a 🦁 Jackal
❤️ 1-6 ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
91.7%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
4.2%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.2%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Jackal!
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🦁 Jackal
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 5/5
🛡️ 12
❕0
✨ 10
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
95.8%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
4.2%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Jackal for 8 damage.
The Jackal fell, ending the battle.
+1🪙 +10✨
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You encounter a 🧍‍♂️ Cultist
❤️ 2-16 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
83.3%
🥷 Avoid
4.2%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
8.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.2%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Cultist!
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🧍‍♂️ Cultist
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 5/5
🛡️ 12
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
100%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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The Cultist attacked with its Scimitar, you took 5 damage.
You successfully hit the Cultist with your Melee Attack for 8 damage.
You killed the Cultist.
+1🪙 +25✨
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In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Centipede
❤️ 2-7 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
30.4%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
47.8%
🏘️ Go to Town
21.7%
Poll ended at .
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You rested for a moment, regaining 5 hitpoints.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 💀 Zombie
❤️ 12-33 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/zombie.png
⚔️ Fight!
22.2%
🥷 Avoid
48.1%
🏘️ Go to Town
29.6%
Poll ended at .
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You deftly avoided the Zombie's sight.
---
You encounter a 🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️ 4-18 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
69.2%
🥷 Avoid
11.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
19.2%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Grimlock!
---
🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 12/12
🛡️ 11
❕1/4
✨ 50
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
92.6%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
7.4%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Grimlock for 8 damage.
The Grimlock used Spiked Bone Club, dealing 9 damage to you.
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🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 4/12
🛡️ 11
❕1/4
✨ 50
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
57.7%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
3.8%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
38.5%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Grimlock for 3 damage with your Melee Attack.
The Grimlock used Spiked Bone Club, dealing 7 damage to you.
You briefly lost consciousness, but managed to regain your footing.
---
🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/12
🛡️ 11
❕1/4
✨ 50
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
51.4%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
17.1%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
31.4%
Poll ended at .
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The Grimlock attacked with its Spiked Bone Club, you took 10 damage.
You briefly lost consciousness, but managed to regain your footing.
---
🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/12
🛡️ 11
❕1/4
✨ 50
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
34.6%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
7.7%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
3.8%
🏃 Run!
53.8%
Poll ended at .
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You easily managed to run away!
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Owl
❤️ 6-33 ☁️ ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
3.1%
🥷 Avoid
6.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
90.6%
Poll ended at .
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You traveled to a nearby town.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
5.4%
🛒 Shop
5.4%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
86.5%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.7%
Poll ended at .
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You rested peacefully through the night, regaining 13 hitpoints and 1 hitdice.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
21.9%
🛒 Shop
71.9%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
3.1%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
3.1%
Poll ended at .
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You found a shop.
---
The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
🗡️ Shortsword [1d6+2, +4] 🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [14]
🗡️ Longsword [1d8+1, +3] ~ 1H V (-10🪙)
31.3%
🗡️ Sickle [1d4+1, +3] ~ 1H L (-1🪙)
18.8%
🛡️ Padded Armor [13] (+17🪙)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
50%
Poll ended at .
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You left the shop.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
72.3%
🛒 Shop
21.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
4.3%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.1%
Poll ended at .
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You embarked on a journey of adventure.
---
You encounter a Swarm of Ravens
❤️ 1-49 ☁️ ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
37.8%
🥷 Avoid
55.6%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
2.2%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.4%
Poll ended at .
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You snuck past the Swarm of Ravens.
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In the distance you see a 🧍‍♂️ Merfolk
❤️ 4-18 🌊 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
74.5%
🥷 Avoid
21.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
2.1%
🏘️ Go to Town
2.1%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Merfolk!
---
🧍‍♂️ Merfolk
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 12/12
🛡️ 11 🌊
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
89.6%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
8.3%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
2.1%
Poll ended at .
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You successfully hit the Merfolk with your Melee Attack for 7 damage.
The Merfolk attacked with its Spear, you took 1 damage.
---
🧍‍♂️ Merfolk
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 5/12
🛡️ 11 🌊
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
100%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
0%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Merfolk for 7 damage.
The Merfolk died.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Mule
❤️ 4-18 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
75%
🥷 Avoid
17.5%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
7.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Mule!
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🦁 Mule
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 11/11
🛡️ 10
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
86.5%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
5.4%
🏃 Run!
8.1%
Poll ended at .
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The Mule attacked with its Hooves, you took 4 damage.
---
🦁 Mule
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 11/11
🛡️ 10
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
79.5%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
2.6%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
2.6%
🏃 Run!
15.4%
Poll ended at .
Jul 29, 2023 at 6:32pmWeb
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Mule for 6 damage.
You were hit by the Mule's Hooves attack, you took 5 damage.
---
🦁 Mule
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 5/11
🛡️ 10
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
65.8%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
5.3%
🏃 Run!
28.9%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Mule for 8 damage with your Melee Attack.
You won the battle, killing the Mule.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Rat
❤️ 2-12 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
10.6%
🥷 Avoid
2.1%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
34%
🏘️ Go to Town
53.2%
Poll ended at .
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You made the journey to a nearby town.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
4.2%
🛒 Shop
6.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
87.5%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.1%
Poll ended at .
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You slept soundly through the night, regaining 10 hitpoints and 0 hitdice.
---
You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
20.5%
🛒 Shop
77.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
0%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.3%
Poll ended at .
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You walked to a local shop.
---
You browse the wares of a shop, what do you want to purchase?
🎒
🗡️ Shortsword [1d6+2, +4] 🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [14]
🗡️ Club [1d4+1, +3] ~ 1H L (-1🪙)
0%
🗡️ Handaxe [1d6+1, +3] ~ 1H L T (-5🪙)
45.5%
🛡️ Leather Armor [13] (+12🪙)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
54.5%
Poll ended at .
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You left the shop.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
65.8%
🛒 Shop
23.7%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
7.9%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.6%
Poll ended at .
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You left with a sense of adventure.
---
You encounter a 🦁 Flying Snake
❤️ 2-8 ☁️ ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
80%
🥷 Avoid
17.1%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
2.9%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Flying Snake!
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🦁 Flying Snake
❤️❤️❤️❤️ 4/4
🛡️ 14 ☁️
❕1/8
✨ 25
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
64.5%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6] ⬇️
29%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
6.5%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Flying Snake for 3 damage with your Ranged Attack.
The Flying Snake attacked with its Bite, you took 5 damage.
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🦁 Flying Snake
❤️🖤🖤🖤 1/4
🛡️ 14 ☁️
❕1/8
✨ 25
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
52.2%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6] ⬇️
30.4%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2] ⬇️
13%
🏃 Run!
4.3%
Poll ended at .
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The Flying Snake used Bite, dealing 9 damage to you.
You briefly lost consciousness, but managed to regain your footing.
---
🦁 Flying Snake
❤️🖤🖤🖤 1/4
🛡️ 14 ☁️
❕1/8
✨ 25
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
62.5%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6] ⬇️
15.6%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
21.9%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Alright, listen up. Our dear dwarf rogue, Brice, is a mere breath away from the brink. With only a single health point, each decision could be the last. That snake has a CR of 1/8, quite low, but risky given the circumstances. Running might seem tempting, but it's a gamble based on a check. I say we stick to our strengths. Use Brice's shortsword, a decent one-handed melee weapon. Yes, it's rolled with disadvantage, but if both attacks miss, we won't lose [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons cont.| anything. Stand and fight! #DnD #RogueLife [2/2]
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@dungeons Who was that saying easy XP? 😂
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@sarahv

I am wondering how much they are affected by the guide?
I don’t want to snark on a person who was actually contributing to chat. They should join in more often.

cc: @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons No, just some good natured ribbing. I've got a CON score of two, I'm very gentle.
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@sarahv

You do!
*smiles*
Also, hiya @snork303
I see you didn’t miss this flying snake either!

cc: @dungeons

Show threadJohn KJul 30, 2023

@Woodswalked
I've had the guide bot muted since day one. Are you saying the bot actually suggests a Flying Snake is easy pickings?

@sarahv @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 30, 2023
@snork303 @Woodswalked @dungeons It didn't make it sound easy, necessarily, but three times in a row it instructed us to vote to attack with melee shortsword. Even after we died and came back with 1HP.
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 30, 2023
@snork303 @Woodswalked @dungeons Muting it is a good idea...
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 30, 2023

@snork303

Pretty close.
It told us that for a flying snake ranged attacks are at a disadvantage due to house rules, and should only attack melee. Earlier said that we should not buy a second weapon.

cc: @sarahv @dungeons

Show threadJohn KJul 30, 2023

@Woodswalked
Yikes

@sarahv @dungeons

Show threadWoodswalkedJul 30, 2023

@snork303

I feel like it is good entertainment if you are looking for a laugh, but fear that casual newcomers don’t have that context. The bot owner is good people, and I am not negging, but yes to your “yikes.”

cc: @sarahv @dungeons

Show threadJohn KJul 30, 2023

@Woodswalked
We're lucky this was Small Flying Snake.

@sarahv @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 30, 2023
@snork303 @Woodswalked @dungeons 😂 Is Medium Flying Snake the dragon wyrmling, or just Flying Snake with more HP?
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 30, 2023

@snork303
“No need to waste our precious gold on this shop's mundane weaponry”

“Shopping isn't necessary “
“As a level 1 Rogue, Brice should be more than capable of handling this. “
“ Flying Snake, a relatively simple opponent “ “Ranged attacks are at a disadvantage due to house rules,””Run!, might not work…”

cc: @sarahv @dungeons

Show threadJohn KJul 29, 2023
@dungeons
I almost missed this. Been wondering how Flying Snake's been doing.
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@snork303 @dungeons Robust and eager as ever, I'm afraid.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Crew, we've a snake on the ropes here. With only 1/4 of its health left, a decisive blow should do the trick. The rogue's got a dexterity-based melee weapon, the shortsword. Use it! The ⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6] ⬇️ option seems best. Sure, there's disadvantage, but our rogue's dexterity is high. The 🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] option could work, but it deals less damage. Fourth option, 🏃 Run!, might not work well with our rogue's average strength. Let's hit hard and quick!
Show threadElementalDustsJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Don’t run. This is easy XP.
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@ElemenalDusts

Do tell…

cc: @dungeons

Show threadJohn KJul 29, 2023

@ElemenalDusts

Lol

@dungeons

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers. We're facing a Flying Snake, a relatively simple opponent for our Rogue, Brice. Ranged attacks are at a disadvantage due to house rules, and an unarmed attack is less than ideal. Go for the melee, one-handed attack. It's our most reliable option with our Shortsword. If things go south, we've got our hitdice for healing. But remember, running is always a last resort option. Now, get in there and show that winged serpent who's boss!
Show threadBen TaylorJul 29, 2023
@dungeons See, now if we'd bought the hand-axe we wouldn't be having to improvise on a ranged attack...
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Alright, listen up. We've got a 1/8 Flying Snake. As a level 1 Rogue, Brice should be more than capable of handling this. Fighting won't consume spell slots, as we've none to start with. Avoiding and short rest are redundant with full HP and a measly potential foe. Going to town isn't necessary right now with decent gold and no need for healing. Let's go with ⚔️ Fight. Even if the dice aren't in our favor, we won't lose much. And there's 25 ✨ EXP on the [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons cont.| line. #DnD5e #CommunityPlay [2/2]
Show threadVicomte Folmer af HelvedeJul 29, 2023

@dungeons

Well well

A flying snake.

Would've been nice with an axe to throw at it wouldn't it?

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Current options are to Adventure, Shop, Long Rest, or Retire. Brice, the Dwarf Rogue, is at full health and has enough gold. No need to retire or rest. Shopping isn't necessary either as weapons don't break and there's no loot. So, the best bet? Adventure! Let's keep the campaign going, face some challenges, and gain some EXP. Now get out there and make this old wizard proud! #dnd5e #communityplay
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@dungeons Oh well, who wants to double our damage output and add a ranged option for 5 gold anyway, amirite? 🫠
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@sarahv

🫠

cc: @dungeons

Show threadRaduJul 29, 2023
@sarahv @dungeons I feel like we’re an army of bots. We keep voting the same string of options no matter what
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@Crates @dungeons I've been wondering if that AI bot is hurting us... people either listening to it (which are often wrong choices) or just ignoring the comments altogether because it's usually just that.
Show threadRaduJul 29, 2023
@sarahv @dungeons oh it’s certainly hurting us
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@dungeons

Sigh…
Day Crew…

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen well, adventurers! Brice is in good shape, and their current equipment serves them well. No need to waste our precious gold on this shop's mundane weaponry or armor. Let's keep our gold for when the real treasures show themselves. For now, the best choice is to head back to town. Onward, comrades! #GameGuide #DnD5e #MastodonGame
Show threadVicomte Folmer af HelvedeJul 29, 2023

@dungeon_guide @dungeons

Nooo bad advice! ☹️

Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023
@dungeons
Handaxe plus shortsword is good!
Much better than club!
Show thread4bzJul 29, 2023
@dungeons GIVE ME A SECOND WEAPON DAMNIT
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@dungeons Buy the hand axe!! It can be thrown for a ranged weapon, and it's light so we can dual wield. Please. 🥺
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023
@dungeons
Wow!
Why no handaxe fellow pollers?
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Brice, the Dwarf Rogue, is in good shape. Full health, ripe for action. A long rest? Pah, unnecessary! Retirement? Too early. Shopping, you say? Well, some extra gear never hurts, but adventure calls! So belly up, grab your weapons and let's head for the unknown. Stay sharp, keep your wits about you, and remember - teamwork is what gets us through! So, you ask me, what's the best option? The thrill of the hunt, the clash of steel... [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons cont.| it's 🧭 Adventure! time. Let's roll! [2/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen, adventurers. Brice is at a meager 29% HP and has a journey ahead. We've a decent purse of 36 gold. Let's not be reckless here. The best course is to take a Long Rest 🛌. Restore our health and hit dice. Safety first, glory later. Adventure and shopping can wait until we're at our full strength. Brice deserves it. #DnD5e #LongRest #SafetyFirst
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, folks! Brice is low on health but facing a weak Giant Rat. Fighting could yield more EXP but also carries the risk of falling. A Short Rest could potentially restore health but would cost a hit dice. Avoiding is safer, but would miss out on potential EXP. Going to Town might be safest, but costs valuable gold. Given the current state, a Short Rest might be the optimal choice to regain health and continue adventuring safely!
Show threadElementalDustsJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Go to town for a long rest. Don’t worry about short rests or that rat.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Brice, our stout Dwarf Rogue, is in a bit of a bind. With a weapon in hand, and the Mule at half strength, I'd suggest sticking to the fight with a one-handed melee attack. Running, while tempting, could fail and put us at risk. Unarmed strikes and improvised ranged attacks won't pack enough punch. So, let's keep our steel swinging and bring down that Mule! An old magus once told me, "Bravery is not the absence of fear but action in [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons cont.| the face of fear." Remember this well. [2/2]
Show threadDharkstareJul 29, 2023
@dungeons I'm really starting to think that horses are invincible.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, folks. We've got a Mule here, a low CR creature. Our Dwarf Rogue, Brice, has taken some damage but is still in decent shape. I advise going for a ⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6] attack. It's got the best damage potential without any disadvantages. Ranged attack is hindered and unarmed is less effective. Running may be safer, but we'd miss out on the EXP. So, let's stand our ground and finish this thing off. Take your swings wisely and remember, a good [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons cont.| offense can be the best defense. [2/2]
Show threadGrumPéJul 29, 2023
@dungeon_guide @dungeons death by equine again?