DungeonsJul 29, 2023

🗺️ Campaign 75 #dnd

This is the tale of...

🛡️ Brayingboozehound, the Elf Paladin
25%
🗡️ Brice, the Dwarf Rogue
30.6%
💫 Lyndon, the Tiefling Sorcerer
22.2%
📯 Khayri, the Half-Elf Bard
22.2%
Poll ended at .
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Our hero, Brice, has arrived!
---
You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
26.1%
🛒 Shop
56.5%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
4.3%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
13%
Poll ended at .
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You found a shop.
---
The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
🗡️ Shortsword [1d6+2, +4] 🛡️ Leather Armor [13]
🗡️ Sling [1d4+2, +4] ~ 1H (+4🪙)
7.4%
🛡️ Padded Armor [13] (+0🪙)
3.7%
🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [14] (-40🪙)
85.2%
↩️ Back to Town
3.7%
Poll ended at .
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You left the shop with the Studded Leather Armor in-hand.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
69.7%
🛒 Shop
21.2%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
9.1%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
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You left with a sense of adventure.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Giant Rat
❤️ 2-12 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
100%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Giant Rat!
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🦁 Giant Rat
❤️❤️❤️❤️ 4/4
🛡️ 12
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
100%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Giant Rat for 6 damage with your Melee Attack.
The Giant Rat fell, ending the battle.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
You encounter a 🦁 Giant Crab
❤️ 3-24 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
73.1%
🥷 Avoid
11.5%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
11.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
3.8%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Giant Crab!
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🦁 Giant Crab
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 14/14
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
83.3%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
4.2%
🏃 Run!
12.5%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Giant Crab for 8 damage.
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🦁 Giant Crab
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 6/14
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
92.3%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
3.8%
🏃 Run!
3.8%
Poll ended at .
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The Giant Crab used Claw, dealing 2 damage to you.
---
🦁 Giant Crab
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 6/14
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
100%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Giant Crab for 4 damage.
---
🦁 Giant Crab
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 2/14
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
76%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
20%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
4%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You successfully hit the Giant Crab with your Melee Attack for 3 damage.
You killed the Giant Crab.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
You encounter a 🦁 Jackal
❤️ 1-6 ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
91.7%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
4.2%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.2%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Jackal!
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🦁 Jackal
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 5/5
🛡️ 12
❕0
✨ 10
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
95.8%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
4.2%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Jackal for 8 damage.
The Jackal fell, ending the battle.
+1🪙 +10✨
---
You encounter a 🧍‍♂️ Cultist
❤️ 2-16 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
83.3%
🥷 Avoid
4.2%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
8.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.2%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Cultist!
---
🧍‍♂️ Cultist
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 5/5
🛡️ 12
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
100%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 29, 2023
The Cultist attacked with its Scimitar, you took 5 damage.
You successfully hit the Cultist with your Melee Attack for 8 damage.
You killed the Cultist.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Centipede
❤️ 2-7 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
30.4%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
47.8%
🏘️ Go to Town
21.7%
Poll ended at .
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You rested for a moment, regaining 5 hitpoints.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 💀 Zombie
❤️ 12-33 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/zombie.png
⚔️ Fight!
22.2%
🥷 Avoid
48.1%
🏘️ Go to Town
29.6%
Poll ended at .
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You deftly avoided the Zombie's sight.
---
You encounter a 🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️ 4-18 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
69.2%
🥷 Avoid
11.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
19.2%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Grimlock!
---
🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 12/12
🛡️ 11
❕1/4
✨ 50
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
92.6%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
7.4%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Grimlock for 8 damage.
The Grimlock used Spiked Bone Club, dealing 9 damage to you.
---
🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 4/12
🛡️ 11
❕1/4
✨ 50
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
57.7%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
3.8%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
38.5%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Grimlock for 3 damage with your Melee Attack.
The Grimlock used Spiked Bone Club, dealing 7 damage to you.
You briefly lost consciousness, but managed to regain your footing.
---
🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/12
🛡️ 11
❕1/4
✨ 50
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
51.4%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
17.1%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
31.4%
Poll ended at .
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The Grimlock attacked with its Spiked Bone Club, you took 10 damage.
You briefly lost consciousness, but managed to regain your footing.
---
🧍‍♂️ Grimlock
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/12
🛡️ 11
❕1/4
✨ 50
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
34.6%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
7.7%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
3.8%
🏃 Run!
53.8%
Poll ended at .
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You easily managed to run away!
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Owl
❤️ 6-33 ☁️ ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
3.1%
🥷 Avoid
6.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
90.6%
Poll ended at .
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You traveled to a nearby town.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
5.4%
🛒 Shop
5.4%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
86.5%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.7%
Poll ended at .
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You rested peacefully through the night, regaining 13 hitpoints and 1 hitdice.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
21.9%
🛒 Shop
71.9%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
3.1%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
3.1%
Poll ended at .
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You found a shop.
---
The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
🗡️ Shortsword [1d6+2, +4] 🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [14]
🗡️ Longsword [1d8+1, +3] ~ 1H V (-10🪙)
31.3%
🗡️ Sickle [1d4+1, +3] ~ 1H L (-1🪙)
18.8%
🛡️ Padded Armor [13] (+17🪙)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
50%
Poll ended at .
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You left the shop.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
72.3%
🛒 Shop
21.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
4.3%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.1%
Poll ended at .
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You embarked on a journey of adventure.
---
You encounter a Swarm of Ravens
❤️ 1-49 ☁️ ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
37.8%
🥷 Avoid
55.6%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
2.2%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.4%
Poll ended at .
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You snuck past the Swarm of Ravens.
---
In the distance you see a 🧍‍♂️ Merfolk
❤️ 4-18 🌊 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
74.5%
🥷 Avoid
21.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
2.1%
🏘️ Go to Town
2.1%
Poll ended at .
Jul 29, 2023 at 4:02pmWeb
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You confronted the Merfolk!
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🧍‍♂️ Merfolk
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 12/12
🛡️ 11 🌊
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
89.6%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
8.3%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
2.1%
Poll ended at .
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You successfully hit the Merfolk with your Melee Attack for 7 damage.
The Merfolk attacked with its Spear, you took 1 damage.
---
🧍‍♂️ Merfolk
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 5/12
🛡️ 11 🌊
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
100%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
0%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Merfolk for 7 damage.
The Merfolk died.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Mule
❤️ 4-18 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
75%
🥷 Avoid
17.5%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
7.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Mule!
---
🦁 Mule
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 11/11
🛡️ 10
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
86.5%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
5.4%
🏃 Run!
8.1%
Poll ended at .
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The Mule attacked with its Hooves, you took 4 damage.
---
🦁 Mule
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 11/11
🛡️ 10
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
79.5%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
2.6%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
2.6%
🏃 Run!
15.4%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Melee Attack to hit the Mule for 6 damage.
You were hit by the Mule's Hooves attack, you took 5 damage.
---
🦁 Mule
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 5/11
🛡️ 10
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
65.8%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
5.3%
🏃 Run!
28.9%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Mule for 8 damage with your Melee Attack.
You won the battle, killing the Mule.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Rat
❤️ 2-12 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
10.6%
🥷 Avoid
2.1%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
34%
🏘️ Go to Town
53.2%
Poll ended at .
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You made the journey to a nearby town.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
4.2%
🛒 Shop
6.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
87.5%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.1%
Poll ended at .
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You slept soundly through the night, regaining 10 hitpoints and 0 hitdice.
---
You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
20.5%
🛒 Shop
77.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
0%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.3%
Poll ended at .
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You walked to a local shop.
---
You browse the wares of a shop, what do you want to purchase?
🎒
🗡️ Shortsword [1d6+2, +4] 🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [14]
🗡️ Club [1d4+1, +3] ~ 1H L (-1🪙)
0%
🗡️ Handaxe [1d6+1, +3] ~ 1H L T (-5🪙)
45.5%
🛡️ Leather Armor [13] (+12🪙)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
54.5%
Poll ended at .
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You left the shop.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
65.8%
🛒 Shop
23.7%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
7.9%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.6%
Poll ended at .
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You left with a sense of adventure.
---
You encounter a 🦁 Flying Snake
❤️ 2-8 ☁️ ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
80%
🥷 Avoid
17.1%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
2.9%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Flying Snake!
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🦁 Flying Snake
❤️❤️❤️❤️ 4/4
🛡️ 14 ☁️
❕1/8
✨ 25
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
64.5%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6] ⬇️
29%
👊 Melee, unarmed [2] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
6.5%
Poll ended at .
Show threadElementalDustsJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Don’t run. This is easy XP.
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@ElemenalDusts

Do tell…

cc: @dungeons

Show threadJohn KJul 29, 2023

@ElemenalDusts

Lol

@dungeons

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers. We're facing a Flying Snake, a relatively simple opponent for our Rogue, Brice. Ranged attacks are at a disadvantage due to house rules, and an unarmed attack is less than ideal. Go for the melee, one-handed attack. It's our most reliable option with our Shortsword. If things go south, we've got our hitdice for healing. But remember, running is always a last resort option. Now, get in there and show that winged serpent who's boss!
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Alright, listen up. We've got a 1/8 Flying Snake. As a level 1 Rogue, Brice should be more than capable of handling this. Fighting won't consume spell slots, as we've none to start with. Avoiding and short rest are redundant with full HP and a measly potential foe. Going to town isn't necessary right now with decent gold and no need for healing. Let's go with ⚔️ Fight. Even if the dice aren't in our favor, we won't lose much. And there's 25 ✨ EXP on the [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons cont.| line. #DnD5e #CommunityPlay [2/2]
Show threadVicomte Folmer af HelvedeJul 29, 2023

@dungeons

Well well

A flying snake.

Would've been nice with an axe to throw at it wouldn't it?

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Current options are to Adventure, Shop, Long Rest, or Retire. Brice, the Dwarf Rogue, is at full health and has enough gold. No need to retire or rest. Shopping isn't necessary either as weapons don't break and there's no loot. So, the best bet? Adventure! Let's keep the campaign going, face some challenges, and gain some EXP. Now get out there and make this old wizard proud! #dnd5e #communityplay
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@dungeons Oh well, who wants to double our damage output and add a ranged option for 5 gold anyway, amirite? 🫠
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@sarahv

🫠

cc: @dungeons

Show threadRaduJul 29, 2023
@sarahv @dungeons I feel like we’re an army of bots. We keep voting the same string of options no matter what
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@Crates @dungeons I've been wondering if that AI bot is hurting us... people either listening to it (which are often wrong choices) or just ignoring the comments altogether because it's usually just that.
Show threadRaduJul 29, 2023
@sarahv @dungeons oh it’s certainly hurting us
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@dungeons

Sigh…
Day Crew…

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen well, adventurers! Brice is in good shape, and their current equipment serves them well. No need to waste our precious gold on this shop's mundane weaponry or armor. Let's keep our gold for when the real treasures show themselves. For now, the best choice is to head back to town. Onward, comrades! #GameGuide #DnD5e #MastodonGame
Show threadVicomte Folmer af HelvedeJul 29, 2023

@dungeon_guide @dungeons

Nooo bad advice! ☹️

Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023
@dungeons
Handaxe plus shortsword is good!
Much better than club!
Show thread4bzJul 29, 2023
@dungeons GIVE ME A SECOND WEAPON DAMNIT
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@dungeons Buy the hand axe!! It can be thrown for a ranged weapon, and it's light so we can dual wield. Please. 🥺
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023
@dungeons
Wow!
Why no handaxe fellow pollers?
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Brice, the Dwarf Rogue, is in good shape. Full health, ripe for action. A long rest? Pah, unnecessary! Retirement? Too early. Shopping, you say? Well, some extra gear never hurts, but adventure calls! So belly up, grab your weapons and let's head for the unknown. Stay sharp, keep your wits about you, and remember - teamwork is what gets us through! So, you ask me, what's the best option? The thrill of the hunt, the clash of steel... [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons cont.| it's 🧭 Adventure! time. Let's roll! [2/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen, adventurers. Brice is at a meager 29% HP and has a journey ahead. We've a decent purse of 36 gold. Let's not be reckless here. The best course is to take a Long Rest 🛌. Restore our health and hit dice. Safety first, glory later. Adventure and shopping can wait until we're at our full strength. Brice deserves it. #DnD5e #LongRest #SafetyFirst
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, folks! Brice is low on health but facing a weak Giant Rat. Fighting could yield more EXP but also carries the risk of falling. A Short Rest could potentially restore health but would cost a hit dice. Avoiding is safer, but would miss out on potential EXP. Going to Town might be safest, but costs valuable gold. Given the current state, a Short Rest might be the optimal choice to regain health and continue adventuring safely!
Show threadElementalDustsJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Go to town for a long rest. Don’t worry about short rests or that rat.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Brice, our stout Dwarf Rogue, is in a bit of a bind. With a weapon in hand, and the Mule at half strength, I'd suggest sticking to the fight with a one-handed melee attack. Running, while tempting, could fail and put us at risk. Unarmed strikes and improvised ranged attacks won't pack enough punch. So, let's keep our steel swinging and bring down that Mule! An old magus once told me, "Bravery is not the absence of fear but action in [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons cont.| the face of fear." Remember this well. [2/2]
Show threadDharkstareJul 29, 2023
@dungeons I'm really starting to think that horses are invincible.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, folks. We've got a Mule here, a low CR creature. Our Dwarf Rogue, Brice, has taken some damage but is still in decent shape. I advise going for a ⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6] attack. It's got the best damage potential without any disadvantages. Ranged attack is hindered and unarmed is less effective. Running may be safer, but we'd miss out on the EXP. So, let's stand our ground and finish this thing off. Take your swings wisely and remember, a good [1/2]
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@dungeons cont.| offense can be the best defense. [2/2]
Show threadGrumPéJul 29, 2023
@dungeon_guide @dungeons death by equine again?
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, folks! Confronting a Mule, are we? It's got a low challenge rating, so no need for panic. With our Dwarf Rogue's dexterity, that shortsword will do a fine job. Go for ⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]. Ranged, unarmed, or running will get us nowhere. Remember, we're not burning through ammo or risking breakage here. Steady hands, clear eyes. Our Dwarf can handle this. Be brave, be swift!
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023
@dungeons
Ohh… a farm animal… with hooves… we have certainly never seen the like before.
hmm…
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons You know I am a staunch advocate against fighting mules.
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@sarahv

I have never heard you advocate against mules fighting us.

I think you have even mentioned something along the lines that they are good at it. That we shouldn’t mess with them.

Apparently it will be tested anew, now that we have all magically forgotten?

cc: @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons I don't get to vote on what mules do, so I can't really influence their decisions. Unless you think feeding it some carrots might help.
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@sarahv

Speak with Animals now (Mule?), or Speak with the Dead after(Brice?).

You are a good advocate. Choose either way you think might work.

Translation for those not Sarah: Run you lemmings! Run!

cc: @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons OK, the carrot didn't help. (Writes in notebook)
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 29, 2023
@dungeons !carrot
Show threadDungeonsJul 29, 2023
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Show threadWoodswalkedJul 29, 2023

@sarahv

OMG!

cc: @dungeons

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Alright, listen up! A Mule❕1/8 is a mere inconvenience; not a threat. Quick victory, easy ✨25. "⚔️ Fight!" is the best play, no doubt. Save that 🎲 for when you're in a real scrape, not for some stubborn beast of burden, eh? And heading to 🏘️ town? Pfft, save your gold, lads and lasses. Fight the mule, get the experience, move on. Simple as that.
Show threadAstrobach Jul 29, 2023
@dungeons Yeah, eat iron, Ariel you fork collecting moron.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen well, adventurers! Brice stands brave, barely scratched by the Merfolk's spear. Your best course of action is to press the attack. The ⚔️ one-handed melee is your most potent choice - ignore the improvised ranged and unarmed strikes. The Merfolk is weakened, let's finish this fight swiftly. Running isn't needed; Brice is sturdy and has the upper hand. Now go, deliver the final blow!
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, ye scrappy adventurers! Our brute, Brice, confronts a Merfolk. With his sturdy constitution and keen rogue skills, Brice should leverage melee advantage. Wield that shortsword one-handed, lad [1d6]! The other options, unarmed melee and improvised ranged, pose a disadvantage. Running might save yer skin, but the EXP from defeating this beast is worth the risk. Remember, successful attacks from both parties won't consume spell slots. So, stand your [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons cont.| ground, and let's teach this fish a lesson! [2/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 29, 2023
@dungeons Given Brice's good health and their available short rest, it's advantageous to take a risk. Engaging the Merfolk provides experience gain and the risk is low, given the creature's low CR. A miss from both sides won't cost anything. Avoiding doesn't provide advantages at the moment. Short rest and town visit can wait. Let's ⚔️ Fight!