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Low Quality FactsEveryone: Hello, we would like society to improve.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
sebulon@lowqualityfacts This perticular void is still free 😉
Krupo@sebulon @lowqualityfacts all hail the FediVoid
makemakethis is obv bs
it would cost 10 usd monthly to get the void screaming privilage
it would cost 10 usd monthly to get the void screaming privilage
Ticktok@makemake @lowqualityfacts VaaS. Void as a Service
kosmosghost
enderFP@lowqualityfacts This account is for low quality facts. This is a high quality fact. Please to retract this fact as it is fact.
rood
KlingonHipster@lowqualityfacts some of these pay voids are pretty good though. for example, my void+ plan includes a ghostly echo for each scream
☆Luci☆BrennaColleen@KlingonHipster @lowqualityfacts can you buy skins for the ghostly echoes?
Tamramsy@Luci_brennacolleen My Void+ Premium Gold Diamond+ subscription comes with all of the bell and whistles. There's even a midi skin, that turns all of my ghostly echoes into "talking piano" midi files, and plays them back! Sends them right to my phone too. Too bad it's $134.99/month + indentured servitude at an Amazon warehouse... Barely have time for my paying job anymore.
manuelcaeiro ☕@lowqualityfacts
Not all. We still have `dev/null`
Not all. We still have `dev/null`
Shiri Bailem@manuelcaeiro @lowqualityfacts sorry, you forgot the proceeding slash and didn't do this from root, your screams have been recorded in the non-void and reported to the administrator.
public universal fox
Stevens R MillerThis is what catalyzed the French revolution, the Bolshevik revolution and, to an extent, the Chinese communist revolution. While elite aristocrats were toppled in all three, the general populace suffered as well, before gaining any real improvements in their personal qualities of life.
I suspect we are headed for something similar, with similar prices for all of us to pay.
Your sarcasm is fading.
Ultra Verified 🇺🇦 🇬🇱Billionaires:
"You need a permit to scream. If you are caught screaming without one, our secret police will give you something to scream about."
Hannah Kolbeck 🏳️⚧️@lowqualityfacts I offer a free (for now, VCs heyyyyy) void screaming experience: https://dev-null.glitch.me
SD Liz Roguestyle
KatLS
NosirrahSec 🏴☠️ guillotine enthusiast@lowqualityfacts guillotines are free.
EconodelSome people: We need a universal mindset, not a neoliberal one.
Poltical/media class:
*emits ear-shattering scream of existential rage*
Lewis@lowqualityfacts Also:
Everyone: hmm union organising seems to be going well via twitter
Billionaires scared of unionisation in, for example, tesla: That's the end of that.
paul
Ursidinoj/The Bjornsdottirs@lowqualityfacts The worst person I know just made a great point
Weasel@lowqualityfacts
In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness.
-- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645
In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness.
-- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645
Sam
harlow <3 
@lowqualityfacts i know a certain person who’s willing to make that a subscription (not me)
si_irini😂
so true, so damn true...
Colopen@lowqualityfacts is there a profit sharing plan if I agree to void ads on my screams?
@lowqualityfacts
I was not expecting that my previous short comment (about `dev\null`) would be such a success. So I decided to stretch it providing the link to this post: https://mcblg.pythonanywhere.com/post/30/
on my almost dead blog, where the thing is more extensively explained.
Wishes of good weekend and clear code.
I was not expecting that my previous short comment (about `dev\null`) would be such a success. So I decided to stretch it providing the link to this post: https://mcblg.pythonanywhere.com/post/30/
on my almost dead blog, where the thing is more extensively explained.
Wishes of good weekend and clear code.
@lowqualityfacts
I'm presuming you understand that you shall not inform any bilionaire about this link, even under torture. 😉
I'm presuming you understand that you shall not inform any bilionaire about this link, even under torture. 😉
GordonShumway@lowqualityfacts Poor Bill that single handedly made an impact on the Ebola Crisis and Covid Pandemic.
Strypey@lowqualityfacts
> Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void
Billionaires: we also bought Friedrich Nietzsche. So as well as the abyss gazing also into you, it now costs $20 a week to gaze long into the abyss.
one non-non-blonde@lowqualityfacts maybe we shouldn’t say okay
Merk@lowqualityfacts That's $100 monthly, by the way.
However, building your own guillotine costs only one payment of approximately $1200 and, if properly utilized, can potentially cut the screaming-into-the-void fees down to roughly 0, ultimately making it a better financial decision overall.
Pretty Good (at growing a beard)@lowqualityfacts jokes on you, emerge www-apps/void
Jon A. Cruz
Alexander The 1st@lowqualityfacts Tech Billionaires: "We'll only charge you $50 to scream into the void."
Everyone: "Well, that's better than the other deal; I guess I'm switching over."
Tech Billionaires: "We're now switching our pricing tiers to $150 to scream into the void."
Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ESEveryone: Well, at least we can still breathe for free.
Billionaires: Yeah, about that. We've now polluted all the atmosphere, and we sell clean air at $100 per gram.
Everyone: Fuuuuuuuuuck!
Billionaires: Oh, screaming into a non-void is $1000. Pay up!
chriswadeevans@lowqualityfacts But you can have a blue tick.
caffeinatedgeek 🇺🇦🇨🇦
@lowqualityfacts that is a high quality fact.
costrike@lowqualityfacts per scream
David Njoku
sadmac356@lowqualityfacts and the void has multiple data leaks too
GruntyGinMan@lowqualityfacts "you know what will fix the environment? Paper straws and sorting your recycling!"
*Takes off in private jet*
Western Infidels@lowqualityfacts We regret to inform you that your specific void-screaming has violated the void's terms of service, and that in accordance with void policy, your account has been ... voided.
Jonah Gibberish@lowqualityfacts you can scream into the void within me for only $50.
Tanya Kasim VOTED@lowqualityfacts It sounds like something Elon Musk and his fellow billionaires would say. 😖
Faux Icing
Martin Vermeer FCD@lowqualityfacts Eh, LOW quality facts
Colin B.🇨🇦@lowqualityfacts You're doing the "not low quality" think again. This is astute and true.
Starstorm/Cyberlux@lowqualityfacts Everyone: Well we'll make our own voids! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the void
Aaron
Ben Taylor@lowqualityfacts Ah, well, that's supply and demand for you. Can't stop progress. But I can sell you this fine box with a button on it if you want to try. Look, the button says "Stop" and everything. That'll be another $100 please.