Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.

Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.

Everyone: Okay.

Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

@lowqualityfacts some of these pay voids are pretty good though. for example, my void+ plan includes a ghostly echo for each scream
@KlingonHipster @lowqualityfacts can you buy skins for the ghostly echoes?
@Luci_brennacolleen My Void+ Premium Gold Diamond+ subscription comes with all of the bell and whistles. There's even a midi skin, that turns all of my ghostly echoes into "talking piano" midi files, and plays them back! Sends them right to my phone too. Too bad it's $134.99/month + indentured servitude at an Amazon warehouse... Barely have time for my paying job anymore.