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Show thread🇺🇦🇪🇺 cweickhmannJul 26, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Sorry, plain wrong! You're confusing Connecticut with Colorado. The mines are on the beaches of Colorado!
Connecticut is where the European invaders cut the indigenous' sea cable, crippling their communication (hence the name: Connect - Cut).
Show threadJoe  Jul 26, 2023
@cweickhmann @lowqualityfacts also you are confused as well, its not Colorado either, its actually the southern beaches of Arizona.
Show thread🇺🇦🇪🇺 cweickhmannJul 26, 2023
@Joe_0237
Gosh, I always forget how large the Island of Murica is, wow. Still, I think you're mistaken here. The beaches of Arizona are known for mimes, the locals who entertain tourists, not particularly for mines.
Colorado's beaches are in the south-east, because little known to most people, Texas is the US' only submarine state.
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Show threadcatfluoride Jul 26, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I just wonder if Connecticut's name implies they don't have internet down there.
Show threadJoe  Jul 26, 2023

@catfluoride @lowqualityfacts @cweickhmann

We don't have internet here, can confirm. It was cut when the European invaders cut our indigenous sea cable back in the year 1476.

In the two thousand or so years since then, we have not been able to rebuild the naturally beautiful internet giving marvel of nature.

So we cannot communicate with the outside world at all from here.

Show thread🇺🇦🇪🇺 cweickhmannJul 26, 2023
@Joe_0237
See?
@catfluoride @lowqualityfacts
Show threadShig the UnverifiableJul 26, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Hard cases filled with soggy lumps of black powder. They’ve become quite the delicacy in some quarters.
Show threadillJul 26, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
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Show threadWe Can Be GyrosJul 26, 2023
@lowqualityfacts it was Japan.
Show thread🦊 🍸Faux around & find out⚠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Jul 26, 2023
@lowqualityfacts - Wait, so they cleared all the beaches in Vermont finally? Whew… about time.
Show threadMilky_WayAug 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I'M MR. YEAST AND THE FIRST PERSON TO STEP ON A REVOLUTIONARY WAR LANDMINE GETS A 10 MILLION DOLLAR FUNERAL!
Show threadDelajor🍞Aug 22, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Those poor wild horses!
Show threadStu Duerson, machina exo deusAug 22, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Send them up to Boston's Back Bay!

Oh, wait....I thought you said detoxed lame mimes.

Show threadThat_Damn_FrankAug 22, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

... and next summer, either Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun will be linked to them. And when the roulette wheel hits green 0 or 00...

"Hey, what was that boom in the distance...?"

Show threadYour Autistic Life FR/EN/ESAug 22, 2023
@lowqualityfacts They also have undetonated nuclear warheads from the same period.
Show threadJfrenchAug 22, 2023
@lowqualityfacts disappointed that this isn't a landlocked state.
Show threadBhasa NovaAug 22, 2023
@lowqualityfacts why I left tbh
Show threaddiscountstorytimeAug 22, 2023
@lowqualityfacts musket mines