I am staying far away from Connecticut.
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@lowqualityfacts I just wonder if Connecticut's name implies they don't have internet down there.

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We don't have internet here, can confirm. It was cut when the European invaders cut our indigenous sea cable back in the year 1476.

In the two thousand or so years since then, we have not been able to rebuild the naturally beautiful internet giving marvel of nature.

So we cannot communicate with the outside world at all from here.