SwiftOnSecurityThem: Yeah our network is a fortress
The network:
It really whips the llama's ass.
Owen Nelson@SwiftOnSecurity I've been saying this
Steve Paluch@SwiftOnSecurity I miss Winamp references on the site formerly known as the bird site.
Viraptor@SwiftOnSecurity A lovely collection of shibboleths.
Claudius (legacy account)@SwiftOnSecurity to this day the _best_ one.
William Gunn@SwiftOnSecurity You really think you can just waltz on here and shitpost and people will love you like they did on the X-site? Ok, maybe they will.
Burbley@SwiftOnSecurity I *heard* this toot. Complete with reverb.
Cassandrich@SwiftOnSecurity If you ever need reputation management services, hire whoever buried the real story about what all the llama stuff was about...
WilliMetru@SwiftOnSecurity Winamp reference, my favourite music listening program. I use WACUP now, but it still really whips the llama's ass.
Andrew Weir@SwiftOnSecurity that audio file is burned deep within my auditory cortex..
The Doctor@SwiftOnSecurity <cackle!>
You may get in. Do you think you'll want to get out?
Wilhansen Li
cybik 
@SwiftOnSecurity ...I unfortunately have enough Cultureโข to know where this is going.
Cyber Yuki@SwiftOnSecurity Those who know, know ๐๐คญ
Murad@SwiftOnSecurity that looks like an interesting building. I wonder what goes on there..?
H. A. Kirsch@ElHadjiMurad @SwiftOnSecurity โwill it fit?โ With very bland studio lighting.
Major Hayden ๐ค 
Brooke
Lynn Grant@SwiftOnSecurity Interesting building.
Elais Player@SwiftOnSecurity what do you mean their firewall is set to promiscuous mode?
Marie@SwiftOnSecurity leaving their interface in promiscuous mode
Sentry23@SwiftOnSecurity lots of pentesting, but you can get tied down by management sometimes.
DCoder ๐ฑ๐นโค๐บ๐ฆ@SwiftOnSecurity
Their network still has fans who remember how it was operated six years ago?
Their network still has fans who remember how it was operated six years ago?
Enema Cowboy@dcoderlt @SwiftOnSecurity I wonder if they have people coming in looking for the previous tenants?
A Lloyd Flanagan@dcoderlt @SwiftOnSecurity Itโs still part of their branding. I mean, thatโs what i hear anyway.
Eric Lin@SwiftOnSecurity TBF this is harder to get into than most actual fortresses
BoredomFestival@SwiftOnSecurity something something "penetration testing" something
Tryst ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ ๐ฎ๐ช 
@SwiftOnSecurity Those old castle architects had defence in depth and graded approach figured out, IMO. The Purdue model is like a UV unwrap of a castle, when you think about it.
ConsoleWitch@SwiftOnSecurity their network is a porn studio?
Orin@SwiftOnSecurity I hear that they're frequently checking their cables for tangles, loops or kinks.
Al
Ateriath@SwiftOnSecurity Looks intimidating, but thereโs a nice, comfy, black leather couch inside.
โพ, chief troublemaker
Colin Rosenthal@SwiftOnSecurity Naughty. Very, very naughty.
Samantha
Felipe ๐
Dym Sohin@SwiftOnSecurity
this network fucks
this network fucks
CyberB@SwiftOnSecurity I've been off Twitter maybe a year now, but just now getting on Mastodon. I really missed your unhinged security content <3
Elk Muons ๐๏ธ@SwiftOnSecurity I'm surprised there are so many restrained responses to this post