Elais Player

@elais
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Act like you had pussy before.
The amount of time I’ve wasted configuring vim is only surpassed by the amount of time I’ve wasted configuring eMacs to act more like vim. In that way Bram Moolenar has had an outsized impact on my life. I’m very sorry to hear of his passing.

Ubuntu holds a special place in my heart because when I was in college I was trying to hook up with this hotep girl and when I told her I was using an African OS and Ubuntu means “I am because we are” and it’s shades of brown because brown is the color of humanity she fell for it and made out with me.

Cussed me the fuck out when she did her own research and found out that Mark Shuttleworrh was White and also my Birthday Buddy.

She can lie to me all day
The post iPhone brushed aluminium look extending to houses just shows it’s not just we have it worse but previous generations are actively hating on us.
I would really like to know why it is they’ve decided to paint everything “millennial white”. Farm houses are fucking ugly and stainless steel appliances are boring. Meanwhile 100 years ago they had no qualms about painting the house teal and putting intricate tile work on the fireplace.

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

I’m trying so hard to be present here

well, this was an unexpected morning. my company just announced that it will be closing at the end of the month and everyone will be terminated.

on a personal level, i’m 9 months pregnant and scheduled for a c-section in less than a week, which puts me in a tough spot as i know i’m gonna have to take “leave” time.

any leads and connections are super appreciated: i’ll be looking for #malwareanalysis, #threatresearch and #threatintel remote roles based in the US.

#getfedihired #jobs #jobsearch

Andrew Jackson should stay on the $20 because he hated paper money with all of his heart
developer spotted in wild 😂