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CT Chicken Man Jul 23, 2023

Twitter’s gone? What’s it called?
X
Yeah, ex-Twitter’s name
X
The name of ex-twitter
No, not X-Twitter. Twitter is X.
But what’s its name?
X
THAT’S WHAT I’M ASKING
That’s what I’m telling
What is it’s name. Now. That Twitter. Is Ex?
Now you got it!
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING

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Lt. Commander Reggie Jul 23, 2023

@JuliusGoat visualizing an upside down poop emoji directly over an upright one and the diagonal sides of them form the X

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mrobinson Jul 23, 2023

@JuliusGoat

Let's start again. You know the website Twitter.

Yes.

And the website is changing, right?

Exactly

And among other things changing is the name, right?

Exactly.

So what's the new name.

--don't give me 'exactly', just tell me the new name!

I'm telling you! It's X! X! X!

Hey pipe down, will ya?! This is a family website.

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ArneBab Jul 23, 2023

I thought I understood what Musk was saying, but when I clicked the x, the tab closed.

I’m confused. Can I not even trust Musk with this?

@JuliusGoat

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llewelly Jul 23, 2023

@JuliusGoat
if twitter becomes X, tweets become Xcreets and tweeters become Xcreeters.

source: https://mastodonapp.uk/@ArtBear/110764915116835444

edit: recall that elon decided that all press inquiries to then-twitter should get a smiling pile of poo emoji in response. That's how he thinks about everything.