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Mark A. RaynerThere are two types of cats: murder and doofus.
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Anderlandbooks@markarayner this just made me laugh so hard I have to steal it
Artemis Persists@markarayner Those faces.
A.J.@markarayner I love them both
WifeMummyNurse@markarayner the pinky and the brain
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ChuffMeister@markarayner doofus are the silent killers
HikerSelma@markarayner
So, which is which?π
So, which is which?π
Giles Edwards@markarayner I have a third: unfailing sentry. This #Goose cat has been watching over me for all fifteen years of his life. Sometimes rather insistently.
(It may be worth theorizing that I perhaps have a dog trapped inside a cat's body.)
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Schafstelze ππ€@markarayner well, mine are on a nonbinary greyscale... π
Kristoffer Lawson@markarayner at least with Siamese I have defined the four key cat personalities: silly, dumb, diva and poor/pitiful. Theyβve all fit neatly into those four categories!
Der Haken@markarayner they are both at the same time! .... that is the truth Schroedinger missed!
ideaPDish@markarayner
Who did murder have to murder to be called murder?
Who did murder have to murder to be called murder?
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Margaret Moonshadow@markarayner π This is awesome.
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ttimes@markarayner thatβs hilarious. It totally made my day. Thanks!
π₯₯ Tucker Carlson's Nuts π₯₯
Arturo Serrano π¨π΄π€π½π§π¦@markarayner The two genders: murder cat and doofus cat.
PeachMcD@markarayner
I want the tshirt plz
I want the tshirt plz
@markarayner now tjis library worker is searching the collection for yr books...
Debbie Goldsmith π³οΈββ§οΈβΎοΈπΊπ¦@markarayner Lex Luthor and Otis.
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Elizabeth Tai | ζ΄η§ι π²πΎ@markarayner The doofus is secretly murderous.
Pauline Oplossingen bestaan al@markarayner I actually called my cat doofus. When I took him in he was called Buddha. After a couple of days, observing his behaviour I renamed him doofus. He is just that.
Raven@markarayner Hahahaa.. that is too true and too funny! Thx!!
Ian Malcolm@markarayner
Getting strong 'feline version of Pinky and the Brain' kinda vibes.
Getting strong 'feline version of Pinky and the Brain' kinda vibes.
Samhain Night@markarayner I would totally watch this show!
@markarayner In the early years of the World Wide Web, when people realised web sites could be comical (and could also feature cats), there was a site called mycatwantsyoudead(dot) com that featured cats with murderous expressions π
MJ Muse@markarayner too cute perfect names for those faces
Joe@markarayner πΌtheyβre pinky and the brain, pinky and the brain, one is a genius, the otherβs insane.
Kerri Levine
nafrisounds like great movie characters
Dan Clarke π
@markarayner Mine just sleeps. Has no time for either murder or doofus activities - he's far too busy sleeping.
Catriona Roberts@markarayner
Brilliant, just brilliant... made me laugh!!!! Your white cat murder looks like plotting to take over the world while not so quietly judging you. Doofus looks like holding on for dear life... such a brilliant shot!!!!!
Brilliant, just brilliant... made me laugh!!!! Your white cat murder looks like plotting to take over the world while not so quietly judging you. Doofus looks like holding on for dear life... such a brilliant shot!!!!!
SteveBologna@markarayner This is purrfect! Cats in a nutshell!!!
PADoggyMama@markarayner
So true!
So true!
PeterD π©πͺ π¨π¦@markarayner
Nah - also cuddly. We have a non-stray that visits us for the treats πβ and some cuddles and scritches.
Nah - also cuddly. We have a non-stray that visits us for the treats πβ and some cuddles and scritches.
Chris Acton@markarayner I think that is Chris Farley in cat form.
Gindri@markarayner I have one of each at home. π
CodieneC@markarayner I have the murder cat - every damned day it's something