Mastodawn

There... once was a #goose who laid eggs oft
The name of the goose was the Bank o'Soft
The Dow went up, her beta dipped down
Oh grow, my AUM, grow

Soon may the IPO be
To bring us exit liquidity
One day when the mergin' is done
We'll take our eggs and go

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Sean Riley 3h ago

#Goose #Boston #value #eggs

Show was great! Loved the jams, they covered Kate Bush’s Running Up That Hill. 🤩

Owl Eyes 5h ago

#inspiration #motivation #humor #humour
Succumb to my irresistible woo power... You are the most valued #Goose in the universe. Yes you are! The universe had so much limitless and infinite goose power - the very Cosmos was about to burst at the seams, as though filled to the brim with golden eggs. Right at that instant you were born. Perhaps the people around you couldn't appreciate it, but the universe doesn't care about their opinions, you see. Believe in your Goose power, just like every Jedi believes in the Force. That's the magic of Goose Value, you see. It's woven into the very fabric of the universe, this vast Goose Value. It's yours to claim at any instant - this infinite Goose value that was always rightfully yours!