@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I wish I could pull out all of my tweets as a backup. Also that SOME PEOPLE didnt delete their accounts and thus their tweets
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Grow them until they're visible from orbit and then light em up to get me stoned all the way over in AU.
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop christ the leader of the red party has been caught possibly stealing or forgetting to pay for a pair of sunglasses and it's being turned into a Big Deal
@pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it's praxis but also it shouldn't be a bigger deal than all various predators somehow still holding positions or all the ones getting free apartments by lying and renting them out, imo imo imo
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop oh fuck I just realised he blocked access to ‘bots’ because he wants to train his shitty ai on Twitter data. Which is then very funny because he’s literally training a language model that hates it’s creator
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I thought he did it because of the "scrapers" causing excess load on the site which was his own fault as he shut off the more efficient API.
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop With the death of twitter seemingly imminent I am more seriously considering getting a private masto instance and buying a custom TLD for it. like canoe.tld or paddle.tld or something.
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I've already got a nice VPS and shizz, wouldn't mind setting up a canoe Masto if that's what ppl would find cool.
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I think you asking about Ref's post about seppo instance, nah there's no benefit and it would prolly make shit worse lol
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I *think* it would make canoe threading easier - but only if *all* canoe were on the same instance. Which is a requirement I do not want to force on people and is a problem that Federation needs to solve (imo)
@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop there's no 'plug & play' in linuxville. it's 'plug & pray', brother. plug & pray your device is recognized, pray your weekend doesn't turn into dependency hell
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canoe, after precisely 2 days in the office in real people shoes and only one of those heels, my feet are like a charred and knotted mess of tree roots and blisters.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Clearly this is a sign, a sign to BOOTS. THEY CAN GO EVERYWHERE AND DESTROY EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR ENEMIES!!!

@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Everyone: wtf where is Lu!?!?

Lu, phasing through all matter and energy thanks to their sick boots: lol. LMAO!

@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I'm pretty sure Ivy been wearing them the whole time since forever. We've been posting on 5th dimension and still Ivy is 6th dimension.
@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I theorise that if we drone strike Pine Gap it will resurrect Gough Whitlam who will ruthlessly rule us like the dirty sluts we are!!!
@snarthelg @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop It's mentioned in Killing Hope by William Blum, Legacy of Ashes by Tim Weiner and Terrorism & Intelligence in Australia by Frank Cain.

@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

"In 2023, a crack commando unit was sent to Twitter prison for a crime they didn't commit.

These folks promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade
to the Mastodon underground.

Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.”

Man I’ve been posting some absolutely unhinged shit on here and not one single 3 letter has come and talked to me about being terrorist under their wing. Lazy ass motherfuckers.

@pileofgarbage

What happened to the good old’ days where they would sucker in an unsuspecting civilian to blow up a pipeline? My ass is here waiting for the DM

@pileofgarbage

I’m only about 45 minutes from Quantico. Wonder if I could roll up

@LargeTesticles @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canada says mileage but driving distance is measured in kilometres. as a society we seem to enjoy foreverialy walking between the two systems
@LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but that's where you're crossing into idiom town. I think the English Language idiom is 'mileage' but that doesn't mean it has a 1:1 translation

@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop twitter now has a limit of 25 posts per thread, presumably to get people to shell out for the mark of shame and its 20,000 word posts

RIP canoe