@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop oh fuck I just realised he blocked access to ‘bots’ because he wants to train his shitty ai on Twitter data. Which is then very funny because he’s literally training a language model that hates it’s creator
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I thought he did it because of the "scrapers" causing excess load on the site which was his own fault as he shut off the more efficient API.
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop With the death of twitter seemingly imminent I am more seriously considering getting a private masto instance and buying a custom TLD for it. like canoe.tld or paddle.tld or something.
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I've already got a nice VPS and shizz, wouldn't mind setting up a canoe Masto if that's what ppl would find cool.
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I think you asking about Ref's post about seppo instance, nah there's no benefit and it would prolly make shit worse lol
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I *think* it would make canoe threading easier - but only if *all* canoe were on the same instance. Which is a requirement I do not want to force on people and is a problem that Federation needs to solve (imo)
@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop there's no 'plug & play' in linuxville. it's 'plug & pray', brother. plug & pray your device is recognized, pray your weekend doesn't turn into dependency hell
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canoe, after precisely 2 days in the office in real people shoes and only one of those heels, my feet are like a charred and knotted mess of tree roots and blisters.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Clearly this is a sign, a sign to BOOTS. THEY CAN GO EVERYWHERE AND DESTROY EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR ENEMIES!!!

@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Everyone: wtf where is Lu!?!?

Lu, phasing through all matter and energy thanks to their sick boots: lol. LMAO!

@LargeTesticles @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canada says mileage but driving distance is measured in kilometres. as a society we seem to enjoy foreverialy walking between the two systems
@LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but that's where you're crossing into idiom town. I think the English Language idiom is 'mileage' but that doesn't mean it has a 1:1 translation

@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop twitter now has a limit of 25 posts per thread, presumably to get people to shell out for the mark of shame and its 20,000 word posts

RIP canoe

anyway I just started playing control and it’s very good
@BuluBane YESSSSSS it’s so good
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
The whole "we don't moderate content, we just enforce tagging it properly so the robust filters work" seems like it will be difficult to get past for me.
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
As always, you do you, but I think I'll wait and see until it's out of invite-only (i.e. beta) before I make any hard moves
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
OTOH Threads via Instagram seems like an instant non-starter as it appears to be 100% algo-driven TL with basically zero ability to curate
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop you do and it pulls in contacts from across their platforms so fuck you if you’re not out yet to parts of your social and family groups or a sex worker or and or and or and or…
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop i dunno, seems good to me. i hand over all my personal data including my SSN and the front and back of my credit card and in return i get this:
@KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Threads is very transparently a hastily hacked together 'twitter like' in an attempt to get people back onto meta platforms. As I was saying on The Other Site, I wouldn't attribute most of its design to malice as I would shortcuts for insane deadlines

@KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop 'You can't delete your threads account without deleting your insta because they're trying to fool you into staying in the meta eco system'

One billion percent it's because they just re-used the insta login modules

@KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop And they did that because Musk did the rate limit thing last weekend and some FB exec was like 'we have to launch ASAP to capitalise on this'
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Nah I'm still saying it's bad, but there's people trying to attribute some like Grand Evil Plan when it's more obviously just 'we had two weeks to make it and all these bits just lying around'
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Like the algo choice is obviously intentional and is bad, but the way the app functions is bad not from engineering intent but more likely deadlines set by managers who just need to Prove Engagement Numbers
@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop anyway, bluesky seems to be all the fun people from Twitter and I truly hope you change your minds about it because I legit think you’d have a nice time there (I know this for a fact because I’m made 3 posts there.)

@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I’m not exaggerating at all when I say the weed plants grew just short of a foot overnight until I got home from work today. I had to prune them even tho that’s just gonna make them bushier. you’re supposed to do anyway or all the bud growth goes in to the kola.

@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it is already my helg as I booked today off to compliment the two public holidays on the 5th and 6th
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop kenny boosted a toot and it has done masto numbers and I wish ivory did the notification summary that Twitter does