Pile Of Garbage@snarthelg @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Man larceny sounds so badass. Especially GRAND larceny.
Operación Ogro Apasionado@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Lots of crimes are bad things but there are some really cool crimes too. Embezzlement it’s a pretty dope crime.
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I’ve said it many times before but Regicide is the second coolest crime but it’s miles behind Deicide.
@LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Ofc both of those are second to OMNICIDE 😈
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Depending on your views, Deicide IS Omnicide and I hope to offend every religion when I find and kill the gods.
@LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Crom will be pleased!
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
May he hear the lamentations of the gods I’ve found and killed!
Texas Gender Reveal Massacre@LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop going to church with my piss loaded super soaker. holy water my ass, god urine for a surprise
NaN@snarthelg @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Thanks, I hate it! Meanwhile in CJS:
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop oh fuck I just realised he blocked access to ‘bots’ because he wants to train his shitty ai on Twitter data. Which is then very funny because he’s literally training a language model that hates it’s creator
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I thought he did it because of the "scrapers" causing excess load on the site which was his own fault as he shut off the more efficient API.
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop With the death of twitter seemingly imminent I am more seriously considering getting a private masto instance and buying a custom TLD for it. like canoe.tld or paddle.tld or something.
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I've already got a nice VPS and shizz, wouldn't mind setting up a canoe Masto if that's what ppl would find cool.
Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop is there a benefit to that vs just using an existing one?
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I think you asking about Ref's post about seppo instance, nah there's no benefit and it would prolly make shit worse lol
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I *think* it would make canoe threading easier - but only if *all* canoe were on the same instance. Which is a requirement I do not want to force on people and is a problem that Federation needs to solve (imo)
@AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop If I wanted to sacrifice for some opensoiece nutjob I'd be on linux!
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop linux on the desktop, or as i call it, dante's 10th circle of hell
@snarthelg @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop in Linux no one can hear you scream
@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop there's no 'plug & play' in linuxville. it's 'plug & pray', brother. plug & pray your device is recognized, pray your weekend doesn't turn into dependency hell
@snarthelg @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop plug and pray you don’t embarrass yourself infront if your OS X colleagues
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Ref your colleagues run MacOS jfc wake up grandpa
Hello!@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop It’s not even MacOS, it’s macOS now lmao
@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop oh fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkkkk
Bulu@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canoe, after precisely 2 days in the office in real people shoes and only one of those heels, my feet are like a charred and knotted mess of tree roots and blisters.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Clearly this is a sign, a sign to BOOTS. THEY CAN GO EVERYWHERE AND DESTROY EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR ENEMIES!!!
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop you’re right, I need stomping boots!
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Lookup rave mosh pit boots. You can get like platform heels with steel toes it rules!
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Everyone: wtf where is Lu!?!?
Lu, phasing through all matter and energy thanks to their sick boots: lol. LMAO!
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop gotta share the phasing boots with Ivy
@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Btw Lu I wrote some big time Aussie doctrine that you can use to rant at people if you want: https://cohost.org/garbo/post/1862216-ok-hear-me-out-we
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop fuck i think i read about this in a book about the cia
@snarthelg @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop It's mentioned in Killing Hope by William Blum, Legacy of Ashes by Tim Weiner and Terrorism & Intelligence in Australia by Frank Cain.
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
"In 2023, a crack commando unit was sent to Twitter prison for a crime they didn't commit.
These folks promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade
to the Mastodon underground.
Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.”
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
“If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them...
maybe you can hire The Canoe"
“If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them...
maybe you can hire The Canoe"
Man I’ve been posting some absolutely unhinged shit on here and not one single 3 letter has come and talked to me about being terrorist under their wing. Lazy ass motherfuckers.
What happened to the good old’ days where they would sucker in an unsuspecting civilian to blow up a pipeline? My ass is here waiting for the DM
I’m only about 45 minutes from Quantico. Wonder if I could roll up