Wulfwynn 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Low Quality FactsIf I get to 20,000 followers on here today I will eat my hat.
I would also like to make the argument that a burrito can be a hat.
NegativeTen@lowqualityfacts how would you define a hat
cheesewz@lowqualityfacts Anything can be a burrito if you have an imagination:)
Trousers Botherer 
@lowqualityfacts You can eat a hat even without 20k, just because the weather's good. Any reason works.
Mitch in Ottawa@lowqualityfacts A burrito hat is a low quality fact.
Jonathan Mull@lowqualityfacts I love hats
BronMason For Kamala 2024I’m doing my best to help— I boosted two of your factoids & made a very witty comment on another! I’m sure my 300 followers will now flock to follow you!😹
Oblomov#GirlGenius to the rescue … maybe
moopet@lowqualityfacts I would boost this but I refuse to promote hat speech.
Anybody's King (Scrummy)@moopet @lowqualityfacts Ya gotta draw the line somewhere!
Roo_44We’re not following you, you’re leading us.
🐻 John 
@lowqualityfacts Anything can be a hat if you're determined enough. An entire live buffalo? Hat. The Demon Core? Hat. The abstract concept of Time? Cousin, you better believe that's a hat.
FeralRobots@lowqualityfacts failing that you can very easily shape a large tortilla or wrap into a passable hat.
QuillDriven@lowqualityfacts A highly cultured take on headwear that I fully agree with.
donutage (Bill Cole)@lowqualityfacts no, a hat, not being fully enclosed cannot be a burrito (or 6-sandwich), but it CAN be a quiche or any other 5-sandwich
for a day, while . . . 🗽
@energiepirat@lowqualityfacts What else than a burrito could be a hat?
Jonathan Bohan@lowqualityfacts but not a sandwich
guy,in,a,hat@lowqualityfacts I just ate a hat full of lettuce from Costco this morning.
Knut Morå@lowqualityfacts Thanks for putting these two completely unrelated discussions in one toot, that helps me keep below the limit of 600 per day
Farah
@Farah What a day. I must build my hunger.
wheatley gaming@lowqualityfacts Actually, most hats are a form of Quiche according to the Cube Rule of Food. https://cuberule.com
Utility Nerd
danwest@lowqualityfacts Burrito rhymes with Sombrero.
synlogic@lowqualityfacts if I get to 10k followers today I will personally buy LowQualityFacts a cool hat, as well as go acquire myself a new hat made out of pizza and then eat my forbidden pizza hat
Pratik Patel@lowqualityfacts So long as you share a picture with you wearing one!
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dingodog@lowqualityfacts in that case, if you don't get to twenty thousand followers today, I will eat your hat