If I get to 20,000 followers on here today I will eat my hat.

I would also like to make the argument that a burrito can be a hat.

@lowqualityfacts Actually, most hats are a form of Quiche according to the Cube Rule of Food. https://cuberule.com
The Cube Rule

Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.