Mastodawn

Sometimes if you are nice to people they will randomly give you a ton of morels months later.

Morel update

@dan I love them in a pan reduction sauce on a fatty pork chop

@secretasianman @dan I usually cook with butter and onions to spread on toast.

@dan damn

@dan you must be a fun-gi to receive so many ;)

@dan i spent some hours of my childhood looking for these and only found a tick

it turns out morels make a great chicken soup

@dan Congratulations, you have inspired the dumbest visual joke of the day.

@Obdurodon @dan I was really expecting something about declining morel standards.

@Obdurodon @dan I have no morels

@dan I need friends with morels. Friends with lion's manes or shiitakes would also work.

@dan there's a good morel to this story

@dan yuuuuuum