Low Quality Facts
Since many of you have recently fled Twitter, I'd like to introduce my Patreon. It's a lot like paying for Twitter Blue, in that it's functionally useless, but it's only 1/8 of the price. And instead of your money going to a grossly incompetent billionaire, it supports my two amazing cats, Fishy and Ruby. Unlike a certain someone, they are not transpohic, do not create faulty exploding rockets, and they most certainly do not kill chimpanzees with experimental brain chips.
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Show threadAl Creed 🇨🇦Jul 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Fishy and Ruby are WONDERFUL!
Show threadLow Quality FactsJul 2, 2023
@AlCreed Haha thank you! They're my favorites.
Show threadAl Creed 🇨🇦Jul 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I'm a sucker for a grey tuxedo cat.
Show threadYaoi Box BalloonJul 2, 2023

@lowqualityfacts I've got to admit, I do think cats would attempt the last two if they could.

But I'd still rather money go to them.

Show threadLow Quality FactsJul 2, 2023
@monsoonrains Ruby is very innocent, but to be honest I wouldn't put it past Fishy.
Show threadYaoi Box BalloonJul 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Explains the name.
Show threadWe Can Be GyrosJul 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts cuteness psyop 3000 engage
Show threadMichael RobertsJul 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts These facts are of excessive quality. I expect less for my money.
Show threadLow Quality FactsJul 2, 2023
@vivtek I swear that I will work night and day and the occasional dusk to bring down the quality as much as humanly possible.
Show threadSemi Sentient AI Cooling WaterJul 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Fair warning they do occasionally state high quality facts. Still as I understand it Low Quality Facts is an essential source of amino acids, so highly recommended.
Show threadjoe🏳️‍⚧️Jul 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts omg its my favorite meat tenderizer
Show threadBonkersJul 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts only because you're not letting them to
Show threadPhilipp Alexander VollmerJul 2, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Are you sure about the chimpanzees? They are cats, they experiment on other animals. Usually dogs, but we know about instances with humans, so ...

Show threadm0xEEJul 3, 2023
@laemmerbiss Sh-h🤫, they do it while @lowqualityfacts is asleep 😼
Show thread@energiepiratJul 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts 🐱 😺 😸 😹 😻 😽
Show threadTim GatewoodJul 3, 2023

@lowqualityfacts as they are cats, I'm sure they would kill a gorilla with exploding brain chips if they could. Just to eat the yummy brain meat, of course. 🤣

I say this as a catdaddy to a clowder of 6. They're all wannabe murderers, which is only to be expected from avatars of Eris, goddess of chaos and whimsy.

Or maybe yours are sweetness and light & wouldn't hurt a fly. Always possible. 😉

Show threadEyalLJul 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts these are some high quality facts!
Show threadTom RitchfordJul 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Just chiming in to say that the few pennies I spend supporting these poorly-constructed facts are some of my best entertainment value.
Show threadLow Quality FactsJul 3, 2023
@TomSwirly Thank you, your pennies mean the world to me.
Show threadMilky_WayJul 26, 2023
@lowqualityfacts one more question, have they been accused of terrorisem?
Show threaddokujaJul 26, 2023
@lowqualityfacts high quality cats
Show threadYeekasooseJul 26, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

They're very cute but they look like they would absolutely kill chimpanzees with experimental brain chips if they could.

Show threadSpeculaterJul 26, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I doubt your last point.
Show threadGay WhitlamJul 27, 2023
@lowqualityfacts You can't trick me. I see it in their eyes. They've killed a few chimpanzees in their time.