Since many of you have recently fled Twitter, I'd like to introduce my Patreon. It's a lot like paying for Twitter Blue, in that it's functionally useless, but it's only 1/8 of the price. And instead of your money going to a grossly incompetent billionaire, it supports my two amazing cats, Fishy and Ruby. Unlike a certain someone, they are not transpohic, do not create faulty exploding rockets, and they most certainly do not kill chimpanzees with experimental brain chips.
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Are you sure about the chimpanzees? They are cats, they experiment on other animals. Usually dogs, but we know about instances with humans, so ...

@laemmerbiss Sh-h🤫, they do it while @lowqualityfacts is asleep 😼