A rock bonus for your hard work

Posted in r/LateStageCapitalism by u/lev_lafayette • 39 points and 14 comments

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@pluralistic Good lord. I thought (at first) that this was just a random sort of 'hey cool' thing, like as a display or at a cafe or something, just a bit of random different vibes, and maybe to bring some happiness to anyone who happened to be a nurse who saw it, or interacted with them (being weird enough to make people think).

Why does my brain try to assign positive meanings, still.

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@zlatiah you know the answer to your question, right? https://allnurses.com/happy-nurses-week-you-rock-t734013/
Happy Nurse's Week! You ROCK (literally a rock given to RN's for Nurse's Week)!

A Kaiser Hospital in Antioch, CA presented these ROCKS to their nurses for Nurses Week. I found this on Bonnie Castillos fb page today. Bonnie Castillo, RN, is ...

allnurses

@pluralistic

If you get out of bed
Come find us heading for the bridge
Bring a stone
All the rage, my little dark age

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Wow. They even farmed out the emotional labour of writing the messages. Bold.

@pluralistic Spent a lot of money on this one, didn't they? Nothing says 'you're special' like a hand painted rock.

Money in bank accounts. Appreciation for the WORK you do. Why is that so hard?

@pluralistic

Billy Bragg: 'So I sang ["The Times They Are A-Changin'"] at the Metro Days of Action cos I was so damn angry… and on the way home, someone had been there, nothing to do with us, nothing to do with me, wrote the title of this song on a piece of paper, wrapped it around a house brick, and threw it through the front windows of the Bank of Montreal….' Vancouver, (5 Nov 1996)

@pluralistic Back when I still worked in the field, my old job gave me an apple for radiographic tech week. They literally just gave my department an inexplicable box of apples, and that was it.

At the time, I was going on my third week of work straight with no days off, and I had to cancel my vacation because we were so short staffed. I pulled at least twelve hours daily, but usually more than that.

“Insult” doesn’t begin to cover it. Healthcare workers are treated like shit.

@fidgety @pluralistic clearly they wanted to keep the doctors away.
@Dss @pluralistic It always took at least two hours to page neuro, so, yes, their plan worked. 
@fidgety @pluralistic Surely you were so short staffed because some dumbass gave the doctors apples - don't they know that keeps them away!?
@fidgety @pluralistic
So, to hurl my shoulder chips in the proper direction, Who exactly does the shit-like treating?

@fidgety @pluralistic ya. I walked from healthcare with no job to go to. Everyone thought I had won a lottery. Nope. I just couldn't wake up and put up with their shit for another day. Just quit working.

Not the vest advice, but makes working for any other corporate master easily excusable. Healthcare hates their workers and customers. Made me give up on the world.

@ATLeagle @pluralistic Get this: The corporate healthcare system I’m referring to is always getting in trouble for violating labor laws. They actually tried to argue in court that, since they’re a “non-profit”, everyone is working on a volunteer basis, so they’re not really employees, meaning that labor laws don’t apply.

It’s one of the biggest healthcare systems in the world and makes billions in profit every year.

@pluralistic @fidgety Have you considered that it wasn’t inexplicable and that they were irradiated apples?
@pluralistic next month somebody should put "team torches" and "performance pitchforks" in the suggestion box.

@pluralistic A very large, prestigious university I used to work for used to have "<University name> Appreciation Week," instead of "Employee Appreciation Week."

The "gifts" they would give us would always be the leftover unsold crap from the campus store with the university logos all over it.

@pluralistic How many windows can a 'working 60hr a week & cant afford rent' health care worker throw that through?

@pluralistic It was cute when my daughters' kindergarten teacher had them make me Father's Day cards with their photo and a frame with small rocks glued on which said that I rock. :D

Not quite the same from an exploitive employer...

@pluralistic management must be stonecutters.
@pluralistic
Steps:
1) Accept rock
2) Learn flint napping
3) Make stone-age spear
4) Hurl spear through oligarch
5) Profit
@DoesntExist @pluralistic
Seems like too much effort. Just give them exclusive access to deadly toys and they'll take care of themselves.
@MHowell @DoesntExist @pluralistic Interesting strategy. Do you think something like a submarine could work?
@DoesntExist @pluralistic Y’know, if we get a few more people in on it, we can skip the knapping portion and just throw the rocks at ‘em. That aughtta encourage them to knock it off.
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When you're given rocks and you have easy access to a supply of slings...
@pluralistic For those who got a rock (we salute you)
@pluralistic Healthcare executives will furnish you the rock to throw through their own plate glass office walls.
@pluralistic Hilarious. Of course you have to paint it yourself. Reddit again showing how they assume ownership over our efforts and time.