A rock bonus for your hard work

Posted in r/LateStageCapitalism by u/lev_lafayette • 39 points and 14 comments

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@pluralistic
Steps:
1) Accept rock
2) Learn flint napping
3) Make stone-age spear
4) Hurl spear through oligarch
5) Profit
@DoesntExist @pluralistic
Seems like too much effort. Just give them exclusive access to deadly toys and they'll take care of themselves.
@MHowell @DoesntExist @pluralistic Interesting strategy. Do you think something like a submarine could work?