For all of you who have been CrowdStricken this morning, my deepest sympathies.
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DougOfBorg
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28y IT geek, Sr. Network Engineer. Discovering life after loss. Flawed apologist for Christ. Salty. Egalitarian. JudgyCat owner. Scientific. Founder of Nihilanthropy. Whenever possible, choose kindness.
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
Microsoft: Your organization would like you to make a PIN that can be used in place of your complex password because it’s easier and a requirement Please create one:
Self: (typetypetype)
Microsoft: That’s not nearly complex enough. Please try again.
Self: (types his complex pass phrase in)
Microsoft: Perfect! Now you can use your new easier PIN!
Self: 👿
You know a relationship has a sense of familiarity where one woman says to her partner next to you (regarding an event of some sort) “Will I need a bra?”
RIP Yoshi, my friend of nineteen years old. You got me through the loss of another furry friend and my spouse at the same time, and loved me when I couldn’t love myself, let alone others.
You will be sorely missed.
And now I know why Israelis have so little control over their government.
“There are 120 Knesset members, elected into office through a closed-list vote, meaning Israelis vote for political parties and not for specific people.”
Someone else… “Hey, I don’t want you to think I’ve forgotten about you…”
Me (thinking) “Given the delay on x thing I need and that I asked the status of x, I think you did..But it’s okay, I’d forget about me too. Now please forget I work here while still sending the paycheck?” 🤔
Especially when your conversation started about then asking how they could find a couple of nice large-screen monitors for their wife doing their books…And then they say “You IT people are SO expensive, why can’t I just (something something Best Buy…)” when you showed them a midrange business product on great discount.