Emi
Computer Factsa "root vegetable" is a vegetable with administrator privileges
BubsI haven't done the research to confirm this, but it sounds like sudo science to me...
Grendel
Eli the Bearded@multiverseofbadness @computerfact Beet me to punch. Sad to see such bogusosity turnup all over.
webbureaucrat
John Blair@computerfact sudo 'roast me a beet'
Senioradmin@computerfact
And root beer is ... ?
And root beer is ... ?
annie gray
CautionWIP 🎃+🇨🇦+🏳️🌈= 
@computerfact Related : “tubers” are vegetables that produce or consume online video content.
Idris Elbow Macaroniaren’t those just C-levels
Brian Dear@computerfact sudo make salad
llewelly@computerfact
to have real administrator powers a vegetable must be a true root, such as a rutabaga. Otherwise it's just sparkling corm operator privilege.
to have real administrator powers a vegetable must be a true root, such as a rutabaga. Otherwise it's just sparkling corm operator privilege.
R. L. Dane 
synlogic@computerfact *--- I'll allow it
gws@computerfact does that make 'leafy greens' happy dashboards with every section uncollapsed?
Tattie (old account)
enmodo ⚛️ 🧬 🇺🇦 🍉@computerfact sudo me some root soup please!
hesgen@computerfact Your average corporate sysadmin, in other words.
schrotie@computerfact Thus, carrots for example, are a great way to administer provitamin A.
TransitBiker@computerfact supporting many blades?
George Baily
Thomas Lumley@computerfact so a patch pumpkin is a pumpkin with write access to the repository?
fatboy 
@computerfact now this is amazing
Mark Asser@computerfact It means something quite different in Australian English.
Tom Boutell@computerfact sudo make me-a-salad
ˈdälfən™🐬 💥 🌊@computerfact so funny 😂
LibertyForward1
💡𝚂𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝙰𝗉𝗉𝗌📱
Jen Gentleman
ScriptFanix (secourage)
fahru@computerfact Very Computer Fact indeed
2¢@computerfact that's why we have supertuber.
apophis@computerfact making an underground tuber a pseudo-sudo
kevin@computerfact This is a quality fact. Thank you for sharing.
Skovheks--√vegetable
Cyber Yuki@computerfact 🤔 No wonder the mandragora is so powerful, then
Skyler 
@computerfact can't make soup without the carrot's consent anymore
Teal Amore@computerfact no joke, many moons ago as a baby intern, i was tasked with reimaging a bunch of machines. while there was a standard for what to name them, i didn't know it until after i had done like 5 machines, which i named all of them after root vegetables
we actually got an email from network security asking why we suddenly had "potato" and "carrot" on the network
C.I think I've worked with a couple of administrators like that.
Francis (is looking for work)@computerfact so does that make "root crop" when you open Gimp with admin privileges to crop an image…
Graham Sleight@computerfact when they use social media they’re YouTubers
Vivek Gani
deilann v -0.2.1. 
@computerfact you can find their department is in the basement
ben moretti@computerfact unless you live in australia
Fred Moyer@computerfact read this account as “Computer Farts”
RedstoneLP2@computerfact oh, i know a couple of those!