Aaron Dragushan
Quinn Nelsoni hate shopping at kroger because their self-checkout stations never have scales that work and so it thinks you’re stealing and in order to scare you it plays back a video of you from above so you’ll stop stealing but i am not so i just get sad because it shows that on the top of your head you are balding and you’re self-conscious and you’re not a thief you are just 30 and you shouldn’t be balding this soon oh why oh why must it be so
The Chaotic Good 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🖖@snazzyq I still mask partly because I don’t want those stupid systems filming me.
ascendo@snazzyq That’s annoying - same here in Germany. I always think: If you don‘t trust me to do a self-checkout, hire cashiers!
Aidan Comi@snazzyq Time to create some Snazzy Labs dad hats!
Andrew Emrazian@snazzyq lol, can relate
@snazzyq I feel very seen by this post.
Mission Control@snazzyq I feel this. And I just turned 50.
CTD@snazzyq Hair is overrated
Kam Strzyzewski
Jay Little@snazzyq Shoplift a hat why dontcha?
😂
Sean@snazzyq The scales quite literally never work. Many stores have disabled them and are moving to camera-based loss prevention tools.
If you’ve ever made it through self-checkout without having scale issues, it’s because it was *off* to begin with.
HomerHarlequinMany reasons I don't use self checkout. The key one is it takes a cashier's job away.
FeedMe Doughnuts@snazzyq in China when you Jay walk. Camera catches you. Sticks your face on huge billboards near the lights and then fines you. And reduced your social credit score. I know I don’t look at the top of my head that much either. Cheers.
Glenn Fitzpatrick
RevJeber@snazzyq
Being 69, I like to act like ol’ Grandpa Nelson, look around like I’m lost and yell, “Martha, how many pounds of bananas did you get?”
Being 69, I like to act like ol’ Grandpa Nelson, look around like I’m lost and yell, “Martha, how many pounds of bananas did you get?”
@snazzyq this is why I wear a hat.
I can fit like 3 apples under there and nobody even notices.
Elliott@snazzyq It was a picture of my bald spot that motivated me to just pave it all. No regrets.
Paul Chernoff@snazzyq Targets little videos are the worst. It's like they put an old person filter on it. Wrinkles for days.
SqotYou need a sombrero, and just keep your head down.
Irrelevant Redhead@snazzyq i just hate self checkout. I will always go to a traditional lane if one is available
Dennis1212@snazzyq you made me laugh. I’m seventy eight and use a hair clippers to keep it all slick.
gullevek ⚛️@snazzyq Set checkout is just you doing the work. Unless you get like 10% off they can screw themselves
Cykonot@snazzyq just wear a hat 😭
Andres Jalinton@snazzyq
Feel you brother, same here 😢
Feel you brother, same here 😢
Gary@snazzyq lean into it. In the same 🚤. This is fine!
Jeff Hatz ☕️@snazzyq Isn’t inaccurate scales a Department of Commerce issue that’s illegal and can be reported?
Bijan@snazzyq I had a very similar crisis, the end of the story involved me getting a subscription to keeps that im still questioning
David Beck 
@snazzyq sounds like Keeps needs to sponsor your videos.
AwesumIndustrys@snazzyq Huh, strange. I’ve never had that happen to me, though their scales are wonky and it does set off a “please remove any unscanned items from the bagging area” alert before immediately taking it away and letting me scan. It’s annoying but I can deal with it.