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ME: Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel
SAJAK: Hey aren't you a gen-xer?
ME: [sigh] Yeah ok whatever I'd like to rent a vowel
Aaron Dragushan
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SmooheedWhen my daughter rips her clothes off and runs to the front door yelling “freedom” everyone thinks it’s adorable, when I do it, store security calls the cops
Dire Wolf 
Always start phone conversations with 'my phone is about to die' so you can hang up whenever you want.
Isaac FreemanThe worst thing that ever happened in software engineering was when Kirk asked Scotty how long something would take and Scotty said thirty minutes and Kirk said you’ve got five and Scotty got it done in five and impressionable children watched this and grew up to become managers.
Mastodon Migration#Threadiverse Apps in Development (source: https://beehaw.org/post/697402):
Artemis (iOS, Android, kbin, lemmy): https://kbin.social/m/ArtemisApp
Memmy (iOS, lemmy): https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]
Mlem (iOS, lemmy): https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]
Morpha (iOS, lemmy): https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]t
Thunder (iOS, Android, lemmy): https://kbin.social/m/thunder_app@lemmy.world
Beyond (iOS, Android, lemmy): https://kbin.social/m/programming@beehaw.org/t/58630/I-am-working-on-a-new-lemmy-app-for-iOS
Limbo (iOS, Android, lemmy): https://kbin.social/m/random/t/65515/Join-the-Limbo-for-Lemmy-beta-on-iOS
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#RedditMigration #lemmy #kbin
UPDATED: There are now multiple iOS / Android apps in development for kbin & lemmy! - Beehaw
cross-posted from: https://kbin.social/m/kbinMeta/t/71764 [https://kbin.social/m/kbinMeta/t/71764] > The amount of apps being developed for iOS / Android is getting really crazy now and new apps keep popping up every day. Updated list below: > > * Artemis (iOS, Android, kbin, lemmy): link [https://kbin.social/m/ArtemisApp] > * Memmy (iOS, lemmy): link [https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]] > * Mlem (iOS, lemmy): link [https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]] > * Morpha (iOS, lemmy): link [https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]] > * Thunder (iOS, Android, lemmy): link [https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]] > * Beyond (iOS, Android, lemmy): link [https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]/t/58630/I-am-working-on-a-new-lemmy-app-for-iOS] > * Limbo (iOS, Android, lemmy): link [https://kbin.social/m/random/t/65515/Join-the-Limbo-for-Lemmy-beta-on-iOS] > * Jerboa (Android, lemmy): link [https://github.com/dessalines/jerboa] > * Slide (Android, lemmy): link [https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]/t/68111/To-anyone-that-misses-Reddit-Slide-I-may-have-a] > * Sync (Android, lemmy): link [https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]] > * Unnamed (kbin): link [https://kbin.social/m/kbin/p/512296/Decided-I-m-going-to-go-ahead-with-my-Kbin-mobile] > > Most apps on the list are lemmy apps, meaning they don’t work with kbin. Artemis is specifically designed to work with kbin, not sure if or when any of the other ones will go in that direction or become interoperable as there are some challenges with the kbin API at the moment. Having said that, a new API is in the works (https://codeberg.org/Kbin/kbin-core/pulls/357 [https://codeberg.org/Kbin/kbin-core/pulls/357]) so things should get better with time. Some of the apps are in very early stage of development so it may happen that they adjust OS availability and platform support. See info in table format with more details: https://beehaw.org/post/697419 [https://beehaw.org/post/697419]
Quinn Nelsoni hate shopping at kroger because their self-checkout stations never have scales that work and so it thinks you’re stealing and in order to scare you it plays back a video of you from above so you’ll stop stealing but i am not so i just get sad because it shows that on the top of your head you are balding and you’re self-conscious and you’re not a thief you are just 30 and you shouldn’t be balding this soon oh why oh why must it be so
Matthew CassinelliReddit is threatening to remove me and the other moderators of r/shortcuts unless we reopen the community, half of which are the original team at Workflow.
Judd Legum1. The US murder rate is down an 12% year-to-date, based on 90 cities that have released data.
If the trend holds it will be the single largest annual decline in the murder rate ever recorded.
And yet, you probably haven't heard anything about it.
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Based on upvotes and comments, seems like activity is still increasing on kbin and elsewhere 🥳