Choose your fighter
@MissingThePt Do you have any with human DNA?

@rrb @MissingThePt

The lizard people are gonna be insulted by that comment. Their tech has to be way better than that.

@MissingThePt Is it just me or does Cisgender Supreme look like that senator from the first X-men movie after they give him jellyfish powers?

@OhGarraty @MissingThePt

Cisgender Supreme?

So, is Elon what happens when the Lizard people try to make their own Taco Bell snacks?

@OhGarraty @MissingThePt that looks like a buttload of steroids to combat aging - without the complimentary exercise.
@janvenetor @OhGarraty @MissingThePt lipo and tummy tuck, but he still has visceral fat
@MissingThePt I think it would be a very short fight, with Zuck pretty much winning right away.

@gpowerf @MissingThePt

Put 'em both in the billionaire sub & let's put our money on the sharks.

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I want to choose the ring they fight in, and I choose the billionaire's Titanic sub.

@MissingThePt I thought they were trying to perpetuate the myth that they want to do good for people and this planet...maybe they should try...

edit: This "fight" bullshit is the distraction they want us to be focused on. Don't fall for it. Don't feed the trolls.

@MissingThePt all things equal, mark knows the importance of sunscreen, and he doesn't seem as overtly transphobic (both indicators of higher INT stat), and besides he has both the physique and the waterboard to win a physical confrontation.

So I think he would easily kill Elon
@MissingThePt Musk very strong! The choice is obvious - and this is Mr. Elon Musk.
@MissingThePt @governa lesser of two evils in this case. My dislike and distrust of and for Facebook and its evil overlord has existed a lot longer so I will go with I choose #Musk. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
@MissingThePt
These pics aren't quite representative because we know Zuck is a water drinking robot, so clearly he's on home surf- I mean home turf here. The water gives him power.
@MissingThePt tbh I don't care who wins. I just want to see them hit eachother in the face xD
@MissingThePt my eyes!
Seriously though, no body shaming. They are both sociopathic profiteers though. Maybe did not start that way, but that's how they ended up being. My bet would be on Zac.
@MissingThePt Instead of a cage, could we make the fight inside something like, I dunno, a submersible? Asking for a friend.
@MissingThePt the woman up in the background. Zuckdroid wouldnโ€™t want to go near her for fear of HR and Elon would be out of breath chasing her after a minute and then collapse onto the ground
@MissingThePt Just saying: so glad you are in the Fediverse.
@MissingThePt I am rooting for the pitiful one.
@MissingThePt zuck has got that rage he's been keeping down for so long
@MissingThePt Depends whether the controller has a Torso button...
@MissingThePt
I would for sure donate to a charity to see them in a "Cage match" don't matter who gets hit in the face, it will still feel liberating. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@MissingThePt Elon โ€œSuper dad bodโ€ Musk.

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Whoever wins, we all lose.

@MissingThePt Has anybody suggested they hold the fight in a submarine at the Titanic?