@kasdeya one of my partners got inspired by this meme to put the i aging and dying on their laptop after recreating it!
@kasdeya fucking losing it over the texas beach and sticker
@robinsyl @kasdeya It's the question mark in "BUTT STUFF?" specifically that gets me.
@DamonWakes @robinsyl @kasdeya hey, what consenting aliens and sasquatches do in the privacy of their own flying saucer is really none of my business.
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*whispers* I don't get it... please explain?
@echanda @kasdeya the sticker? Texas is landlocked so there's no reason for a Texas sticker to be on the beach. the snail is equally random
@robinsyl @echanda @kasdeya I’m sure the people on the Texas Gulf Coast are going to be surprised about being landlocked.
List of U.S. states and territories by coastline - Wikipedia

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I know climate change has been pretty bad, but I didn't know Texas got landlocked!

@kasdeya @weirdofhermiston the Texas snail is even better because that’s an Indiana plate
@kasdeya i saw one of those this man ate my son stickers in the wild a month or two ago
@ezra @kasdeya omg same, i think i might’ve been in the car with my grandparents at the time (maybe?) which made it even weirder lol
@kasdeya Some of those are from Topatoco https://topatoco.com/products/wigu-how
How Am I Driving Stickers and Magnets

@kasdeya @zkat That’s an Indiana plate and this is for sure the energy of someone stuck living in Indiana surrounded by assholes, speaking from experience
@kasdeya can’t get over “this man ate my son” 😂🤣
@kasdeya @KatSteelwing Was this car AI generated or something??
@Velux @kasdeya @KatSteelwing This car is proof that somewhere out in the multiverse there actually is a benevolent god. They just aren't in ours and have weird powers so they sent this to give us some hope.
@kasdeya @donmelton a bunch of those - maybe all? - come from Topatoco.com
@kasdeya 😂😂😂 “please feel free to run into me”
@stevenray @kasdeya
I say that every time I see one of those smug entitled stickers!
@kasdeya if i ever get a car i am immediately gonna buy the most feral bumper stickers i can find and stick them on it
we need more of these
@SympathyTea @kasdeya You know adopt-a-whale and adopt-a-star? Can we adopt this car?
@kasdeya This seems in character for a Fit owner
@kasdeya I could be friends with that person. 😄
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Boost for baby eating Ted sticker.
@ordrad @kasdeya it also comes as a magnet. I know this because a friend gifted me one 😂
@kasdeya no mortal can have a response to this.
@kasdeya <billie jean beat> THIS MAN ATE MY SON
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Now I really want to see and follow a bumper sticker account on Mastodon... are you up for it?
@kasdeya I feel the license plate holder also has a joke to share.
@kasdeya I want most of those bumper stickers.
@kasdeya i have the ted cruz sticker but i’m too chicken to put it on my car in nebraska 😅
@kasdeya I think their kid goes to my kids school
@kasdeya someone in my apartment building has that same Ted Cruz sticker
@kasdeya Bumper stickers are associated with increased road rage incidents regardless of the specific political or social views they espouse. https://www.nature.com/articles/news.2008.889
Bumper stickers reveal link to road rage - Nature

Car adornments betray a territorial mindset.

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@kasdeya I love the “no baby on board" one