THEM: How have you been?

ME: Pretty good, not bad. Trapped in a prison of my own making. Struggling with demons from my past. Feeling the weight of the world. Questioning every decision. Obsessing over things I cannot control. Losing sleep. You know, same old same old. You?

@Jake_Vig
THEM: Just 2 flat whites pls.
@Jake_Vig Eat a hot fudge sundae, Jake. You'll feel better. Add peanuts for some razzle dazzle.

@Jake_Vig

Dude that's like everybody. 😁

@Jake_Vig my standard go to is “as good as I can be.” I’ll let them interpret my level of desperation.

@Jake_Vig

I think FPOTUS can relate.

@Jake_Vig pretty good summary of adult life right there 😣
@Jake_Vig Yuppers, that option should have been in the survey! They could cover it with [ ]--Average Human Condition.
@Jake_Vig "Do you want the socially acceptable answer or the real one?"
@Jake_Vig This is what I want to say every single time. 😬