nixCraft 🐧what would you do?
Aria 
@nixCraft let the circle continue until Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Trinsec @Qoto@nixCraft Enjoy the fireworks? 😋
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theM0ntarCann0n@nixCraft explode them. Humans trapped in such conditions may do terrible things to each other. Or wait until they start jumping out.
Los7key@nixCraft wait for the trolley to start charging extra for every circle until all the people abandon it.
Feynman 🔴@nixCraft it seems like a metaphor for my work week.
Ashton Wiersdorf@nixCraft Upgrade the trolly's software to run some 32-bit version of Windows. It will most likely grind to a sudden halt before the timestamp rolls over.
Andreas Albrecht@nixCraft I'll push the lever, so that it'll go in squares - eternally. But I can also draw two parallel lines, perpendicular to each other. :-D
locnar@nixCraft pull the lever, it is humane to put the our of their misery.
Papá Robot@nixCraft Tell them if they skip breakfast and don't complain, they can be the ones puling the lever. Throw pizza parties
Ed@nixCraft reminds me of the Father Ted episode with the Milkman: https://youtu.be/OSstu2tzrng
A BOMB On The Milk Float!? | Father Ted
Joana de Castro Arnaud@nixCraft Put (or remove) something on the tracks, in such a way that the trolley derails. Done.
Joshua Dunham@nixCraft I think there is a Doctor Who episode on this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gridlock_(Doctor_Who)
SpaceLifeForm
Smerks1109@nixCraft how fast can a trolley really go? Tell them to jump off.
Athela (She/Her)@nixCraft let them off mr bones wild ride
16BitYeti@nixCraft It obviously hasn’t properly been run through QA.
Do a boundary test by piling on as many passengers as possible to test its upper limit. Most-likely the thing will stop working 
Jan Eden@nixCraft Remove the incorrect apostrophe from "it's" and call it a day.
Aanto Jeyaseelan@nixCraft (while==true)