Zombie check.

Please answer honestly and boost.

I am not a zombie
42.2%
Blarg hreg bloghhh
57.8%
Poll ended at .
I think some of you might be fibbing.
@Mrfunkedude Oooh! ME! ME! I fibbed! I did it because I like the onomatopoeia! I am, NOT, in fact, a zombie! I just liked the idea of being brainless, even if just for one moment. #https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10210644987638148&set=a.1007891134831&type=3
@Mrfunkedude whats fibbing. im tomatoing. how to fib
@Mrfunkedude context and definitions?
@aaron Click on my previous post and it will show you what I was replying to.
@Mrfunkedude I apologize, I meant to say in what context are the zombies participating in. And what’s the definition of a zombie‽
@aaron Let your imagination lead you.
@Mrfunkedude fair! I’ve been listening to the news recently and thinking all zombies stumble to the right, but I could think of anything else and be happier.
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You're right. Bim scustickle growl
@Mrfunkedude I agree. It appears some people don't want to admit they are zombies.
@Mrfunkedude I’m fine … 🤢
@JetSm00th @Mrfunkedude is ur pfp a tomato? o:
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I've been reinstalling windows 10 and all the apps I use, so of course I'm in zombie mode…
@ixtlidekami @Mrfunkedude #Winget is a lifesaver for setting up a new windows machine.

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Thanks! =)

I'll try it. If I don't return, send the search party (with pizza, please) =)

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I am not a zombie, but can I change my vote tomorrow morning?
@Mrfunkedude I want to answer this question, but I also don’t won’t to jinx things…
@Mrfunkedude Should be an option to choose both, for those of us who have been bitten but are also going to lie to you until we properly turn.

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@Mrfunkedude I am totally not a zombie and did, in fact, lie on this quiz. #https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10210644987638148&set=a.1007891134831&type=3

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I so wanted to answer with the zombie lingo, but I have crippling honesty syndrome.

@Mrfunkedude just because I got hit with 10X the fatal dose of Radiation and it causing me to lose a ton of skin and look like a Zombie doesn't mean I'm a Zombie, IM. A. GHOUL.
@Mrfunkedude I have been bitten and I am turning into a zombie. I would like to change my vote. Blerggg arrrrrrr
@Mrfunkedude this is happening every day when you’re asked to prove you’re not a robot. Take your poll away thanks….
@Mrfunkedude Judging by the size, abundance, and productivity of these seborrheic lesions all over, I've either been bitten or, or, orrrrrrrghhhhhurghllllllle...
@Mrfunkedude no. and on an unrelated note please do not grow any plants in your front garden for the foreseeable future -w-
@Mrfunkedude I had donor cadaver bone used in neck fusion surgery, so I say I'm part zombie, lol.
@Mrfunkedude @[email protected] It’s troubling that it has come to this already, but I understand the urgency of a zombie check….
@Mrfunkedude how do I know that I am not my zombie twin?
@Mrfunkedude Youh hmisspelled Blarg. Allh Zombieh hwords hmust starth hor hend with H. Hit's BLARGH!
@Mrfunkedude Sometimes I think what it may feel to have brain. The hunger intenzifies.
@Mrfunkedude The only true antidote is coffee. At least, the only legal one without a prescription.
@Mrfunkedude 58% of peeps are as stoned as I, but lied!
@Mrfunkedude these results are concerning, to say the least
@Mrfunkedude total 103%. Math checks out.
@Mrfunkedude scroll, scroll, scroll….scroll, scroll…scroll…

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I’m honestly surprised. I thought all the zombies were on twit

@Mrfunkedude "honestly and boost" isn't one of the options