Tangerine Down
@Popehat Took an extra day or two for Serious Trouble to roll this one over the finish line. Glad to see you still got it.

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If this indictment lasts more than four hours I'm going to need to call my doctor.

@Popehat Do share what emergency celebration beverage you’re breaking open.

@waterluvian @Popehat At my house, we're having Fat Boy ice cream sandwiches.

Afterwards, shots of rum to celebrate the Earth being cleansed of Pat Robertson.

Or maybe we're celebrating that the Amazon order of toilet tank gaskets and water filters for the fridge arrived a day early?

Just so much to be thankful for today.

@grumble209 @Popehat oh that reminds me I have to get a new water filter for my fridge!
@Popehat It's a good idea to proclaim ones innocence in all caps on ones own social-media platform, right?
@Popehat Kinda looks like he took Twitter down with him
@owlofconsequences @Popehat No, that's just normal business for Twitter these days.
@Popehat I am just waiting for him to go out at a rally in Florida and just straight up talk about jury nullification and what answers his rallygoers should give during Voir Dire.
@Popehat …is the name of my 80s experimental synth group.
@Popehat Ooo, that's better than the "Mango Down" hashtag I was workshopping in my head, though I think I like the multiple meanings in mine a tad more. 👏🏼
@Popehat The orange skies were a gendarme reveal.
@Popehat …and Cracker Barrel has fallen…
@Popehat don’t besmirch the good name of tangerines like that.
@Popehat dead shit gibbon walking
@Popehat tangerine is too nice a word.
@Popehat 🎵 Hey, Mr Tangerine Man, play a song for me...🎵
@Popehat Good lord. I thought you were referring to my bank (also called Tangerine) and went into a momentary panic before reading the comments and realizing it’s the other Tangerine. 😅
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I thought he was classified as an "orange-o-tang", clearly not actually human.
@Popehat @Sector9 Hey, don’t be slandering the peaceful, non-planet-wrecking species of great apes. Only Homo Sapiens could have produced this shitshow.
@JonR @Popehat
I don't thing DumbDonnie is part of the Great Apes. I think he may be classified as a hostile virus. 

@Popehat engage more, and we might entertain you back.

Alternately, law schools should offer a section on how to set up a political campaign for a defense client.

@Popehat

Starring Stormy Daniels & Hulk Hogan

@Popehat The Cheeto has hit the floor. The Cheeto has hit the floor.

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Tie me tangerine down, sport
Tie me tangerine down
Tie me tangerine down, sport
Tie me tangerine down

Tan his hide when he's done, son
Tan his hide when he's done
So we'll tan his hide when he's done, Clyde
And nail it up on the shed!
Altogether now!