it must be so easy to fight against a space marine's in melee since like 180 degrees are prohibited from them lol

can't attack from above. can't defend against above

no wonder genestealers hard counter them

they're tall with long arms tho

prolly helps. against like, a normal sized human

still fucked against anything even near your height and arm length

space marine aggression probably a detriment here, they wanna charge in

but if you are taller/have longer reach you actually want to keep them at range (that's literally your advantage)

trying to wind up big attacks and wade in is literally playing into your smaller opponents' advantage

so 🤷🏼

your footwork in power armor must be shit

is stuff like kendo big in the uk?

wonder what that conversation was like if it occurred xD

i just realized something even worse

space marines are really wide in lore right. like shoulder width

so their shoulder joints are even farther out than i was thinking

they REALLY can't fucking move in that shit lololol

"space nuns have overtly sexualized power armor"

me, after some thought: "the boob armor is geometrically not ideal, but it does seem like that can actually move in the armor so"

they have a similar problem where if their arms are at their sides they can't lift their arms up at their sides, same as space marines

but because gw decided BIG PAULDRONS ARE MANLY SMALL PAULDRONS ARE FEMININE it means they accidentally designed more functional armor lololol

basically neither of them can be john travolta, but at least the sisters can be john wick

there are some space nun designs (illustrations, not sure about minis/models) where some of them have some kinda of... maybe tube thing? running on either side of their necks. almost like a big collar

that would be a problem tho. probably. you might still be able to get your gun up but you might have to like, sort of splay your arms outward and then inside to loop your pauldron edge around it

would be very awkward. but at least physically possible without clipping through your brain

like this. the lady in the middle looks like she might have a problem

the two women lower in the foreground look like it'd be annoying but much more doable

the tubes of the lady in the middle are SO BIG and broad they fucking overlap her pauldrons lol

yeah i dunno what those tubes are but they seem to be some sort of rank-correlated thing

more good == less functional armor xD

also the sisters are just as bad as the marines about not wearing their helmets

medieval knights do actually look cool you know

and even in the times when real knights did not use firearms, their pauldrons did not interfere much with moving your arms up in front of you, and sideways

you didn't need to make the pauldrons so ridiculous in front

space marines: *getting shanked in their armpits and other weak points*

me: "why don't you use rondels"

it's a little weird how they didn't use faulds for the sob

it looks modern/stereotypically feminine, like a skirt, but is also historically/aesthetically on point for functional knight armor

tbf i dunno how often sob mix it up in melee in the lore, but they seem to carry melee weapons, so xD
gameplay-wise they have mace/flail and shield only units so... i assume they do smash and bash on occasion?

they also have those repentia or whatever but they don't even wear armor

so. yeah

lololol i saw some art of a space dwarf with a sword held above his head... but the perspective is literally done so his pauldron is hidden on that arm

looooooooooololol

just imagining that artist drawing that out and being like "wait, what?"

it's even worse because his torso is twisted slightly which would make his whatever on his back clip through his shoulder too

I made swatches for my complete set of 2.0 speedpaints

Printed on Mars 3. Primed black + heavy light grey zenithal + white drybrush, see unpainted reference in top left. Mixed with vortex and 3 drops...

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it's possible i like looking at how people paint, than actually painting

is this what it's like to watch streamers

reading golden throne lore and cannot help butt notice how even at this scale the artist decided she needed clear buttcheeks 🍑

my package has been out for delivery since 6am but nothing yet

please say you didn't lose my minis

THEY CAME
What I like most about this is I paid a lot less than sticker price xD
runner up is that these boxes were in fact very smol so all 3 came in one cardboard box that fit in the usps lockbox without issue xD
realizing i am gonna get confused by x6-88 (the courser) and xv88... the tau battlesuit model my brother got me

"you can paint this!"

me, loudly: "YOU can paint this"

(i'm having another bad eye day i'm not gonna paint today)
i am finding out you can literally play the scum and villainy faction in x-wing

oh wait... maybe i shoulda primed all the minis first tho

ah fuck it, still feeling sick and eyes wonky xD

Decided to try the trend of making a run down, rusty transformer. Absolutely love how this turned out

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Oh shit these are not all in one piece xD

interesting

the feet have pegs on their feet to insert into holes in the bases... but i could also shave those off and totally rebase them

i didn't really care about mold lines at all on the other minis, but it sure is annoying if you need to attach stuff right on them lol
i dunno if i should assemble or paint first 🤔

fuck this gorilla super glue is really thick

too thick

TOO THICC

i need to think this through a little more lol

also will priming them before assembly fuck up my tolerances for assembly

i guess this gives me time to order super glue gel as well
can you loctite resin lol

I QUICK GOOGLE SHOWS NO RELEVANT RESULTS

KINDA WANNA KNOW NOW LOL

cait's left arm is such a bastard

the little nubbin to fit in the forearm is like a little nothing

also her bat rests right against her shoulder/neck so definitely gonna wanna paint her top section before assembly
feel like some of these nubbin/hole connection points are so miserable you are better off chopping the nubbin completely off and trying to glue the flat surfaces only

lol nick's arm snapped off, prolly sometime during transit

straight snapped off the sprue

That doesn't look annoying at all

strong has a rando nubbin on his right foot and i dunno if that's actually supposed to do something lol

watch me snip it and realize what it's for 2 seconds after

The easiest one lololol

the left arm of this missile launcher synth makes no sense

where the hell does this nubbin go lol

hey
wear your helmet
i don't understand how the mechanicum survives

airbrushes don't really speak to me

i dunno why

painter cursing as she has to strip a mini face and start again because she's entering a contest

me, having painted like a handful of minis, badly: "i feel ur pain"

me: "fucking enclave. me and all my homies, all hate the enclave"

also me: "fuck enclave power armor looks good tho"

when a package service uses usps for the final leg of delivery

my cobalt keep display cases supposed to arrive today

babysitting the front door worth it? hope so xD

1) i wanna measure internal dimensions and stuff so i can plan out dioramas,

2) i want display cases to keep dust off my painted minis!, and

3) i can then move them to my shelf so my worktable has space for my unpainted/unassembled minis >.>

me, trying not to buy rollers for $15-20 a pop for terrain textures
@worthlessbums this sounds like a job for crimes
@psilocervine how many oil rigs can they possibly have
@worthlessbums no mouths

@SuperTaliaDX huge gaping maw on top

don't judge. paint go in, poo color come out

@worthlessbums like most things in the setting, inertia.