also like, i realize most mini/terrain builders /i've/ seen don't really use actual flowing fabrics and stuff?

they all almost always use stiff materials that look like it, and then paint them that way

why tho

i could just use cloth for the awnings xD

i'm not sure how to make that neon sign

do they even make lettering that small. how would i mimic the font/style

i feel like the big stylistic things here are:

1) the big tower shape of the power plant,
2) the awnings covering the counters/stools,
3) TAKAHASHI! and
4) that neon sign

the rest is all secondary

i could take strips of tin or copper and literally build the shell of the generator

the power connectors (and wires?) might be harder than i think

the wires would also interfere with gameplay if you wanted to play with it

i kinda want takahashi and a mr handy in there now

maybe it's ALL run by robots xD

this probably works better as a diorama

gotta wait for my display cases to arrive so i can take more precise measurements

I installed the etsy app on my phone

This is a mistake but

wow... thanks dhl -_-

green stuff world canceled my order at least

but they also screwed me on $1.90. their response email was also some condescending bullshit on how exchange rates work which, you know, was only part of that trainwreck

whatever, fuck it never buying any of their shit

like why you fuckers

now i know why your company is called gsw

i don't intend on buying a bunch of pre-painted stuff, but it's nice that it exists
all of their stuff is nice, but it's also ALL pre-painted heh

me: "i suck at painting faces. impossible. detailing too difficult"

also me: "i could paint these boxes and arcade machines with fallout in-universe themed shit no problem"

lol sturges xD
love it
i'm so hangry now
eating some sausage and wondering how fast the swarmlord can run and lore nerds are failing me xD

usps says my fallout minis are coming today

i dunno if they boxes are small enough to fit in the secure box outside so i should keep an eye out on that

might tho, since the minis are small and unlike the starter kit this doesn't include a buncha play manuals and wide stuff

yessss my grass tufts shipped via usps as requested :)
i'm honestly just waiting for a 40klore and warthunder lore crossover post with all the glorious mudslinging that will ensue
who would win, a bunch of nerds who don't know what .75 caliber is, or some fuckos who break federal classified document laws to win internet arguments

"but the bolter is fully automatic!"

that just means space marines are even more incompetent for taking long range shots on fully automatic

"space marines are really strong and have a lot of mass!"
that has basically nothing to do with accuracy of the first round, and almost completely irrelevant taking into account bolter recoil which for some reason lore says is super high

you got a laser pointer? go find the longest straight line of sight you can in your home and aim at something small across that distance

hold it

hold it

yeah. now imagine because 40k lore is full of space marine wank you have a second heart, somehow your ribcage has fused around your lungs (how does this work?), and because you're technically still human your circulatory system still functions

you breathe. your heart beats. blood and other fluids are constantly moving inside your body

cool. now move one of your fingers touching your laser pointer, without causing the laser pointer to move. just a little!

and then remember you're supposed to be on fully automatic

oh and that distance you're aiming at is certainly not like 500 yards or something

enjoy

it's wank

it's absolute wank

the reason you all headcanon bolters as massive explosive ordnance is because space marines couldn't hit shit with them in real life. they need the explosion to splash damage what they're aiming at lololol

the safest place to stand is where the space marines are aiming

star wars storm troopers level shit

you know what i hope gw does actually come out and say bolter rounds are the size of fucking energy cans

that way it's canon bolter magazines only hold like what, 6 rounds? 8 rounds?

space marines run out of ammo about 10 seconds into any enemy contact, that's why they have chain swords

bolter is for losers

get a lasgun. shit is a directed energy weapon that somehow runs off solar

this is basically like someone offering you a stick of dynamite or a magic sword

you take the magic sword

know what's really annoying? they absolutely coulda just straight up specialized space marines given the level of sheer weight carry/mass they gave them

like okay, no, you are not sniping someone a mile away with your shit for brains designed pistol

but you can carry a ton of ammo on your back and just hose an area with machinegun fire

just a hulking mass of suppression fire

but no, they instead gave them generic ass power armor and then a generic ass fantasy do-it-all pistol

you coulda had a space marine sniper be able to just smash through buildings to better positions

you coulda had a space marine shotgunner just completely hold one hallway by himself. just filling the entire corridor with lead (or whatever space material you want). just flak cannon the shit out of that sector

this is prolly why i'm more attracted to kill team than 40k
otoh i am so fucking confused about what i actually need for kill team

i'm actually a lot less mad about space marine pauldrons than i thought i'd be

i mean they still do not make any geometric/combat sense, but it bothers me less than the bolters

i think they're related actually lol

i think in my head space marines shoot like the soldiers in the starship troopers movie

so they don't aim or anything, not really

so their arms don't actually ever have to move up that high. but also even if that was true that seems like a hindrance for melee combat

i think this is /less/ of a lore problem, since if you want (at least terminator) power armor to be able to give you spatial awareness and biofeedback then it seems more plausible you could at least sort of track some kind of semi-accurate shoot from the hip fire

but also you are giving up a pretty big advantage which is that space marines are tall

like really tall. taller in power armor

the height advantage when shooting gets negated if you can barely lift your arms to boob level

"if they're really tall maybe that's why they don't need to lift their arms"

terrain can be asymmetrical you wanna be able to aim up. it's important lol

i know in lore and gameplay space marines never go prone, but standing/kneeling is a thing so

is there art of space marines assaulting up something

like a hill lol

what the fuck does that look like

assuming the answer is no, in part because the perspectives i constantly see in the art is pointing up at the marines to emphasize their size even more

hey maybe not! but they're not assaulting up a hill, they're dying on it xD

but still it's a more top down shot of some of these marines

i like how the only guy even remotely sort of aiming is in the bottom left, sliding on his ass and leaning back so that his bolter almost lines up with his actual eyes

it must be so easy to fight against a space marine's in melee since like 180 degrees are prohibited from them lol

can't attack from above. can't defend against above

no wonder genestealers hard counter them

they're tall with long arms tho

prolly helps. against like, a normal sized human

still fucked against anything even near your height and arm length

space marine aggression probably a detriment here, they wanna charge in

but if you are taller/have longer reach you actually want to keep them at range (that's literally your advantage)

trying to wind up big attacks and wade in is literally playing into your smaller opponents' advantage

so 🤷🏼

your footwork in power armor must be shit

is stuff like kendo big in the uk?

wonder what that conversation was like if it occurred xD

i just realized something even worse

space marines are really wide in lore right. like shoulder width

so their shoulder joints are even farther out than i was thinking

they REALLY can't fucking move in that shit lololol

"space nuns have overtly sexualized power armor"

me, after some thought: "the boob armor is geometrically not ideal, but it does seem like that can actually move in the armor so"

they have a similar problem where if their arms are at their sides they can't lift their arms up at their sides, same as space marines

but because gw decided BIG PAULDRONS ARE MANLY SMALL PAULDRONS ARE FEMININE it means they accidentally designed more functional armor lololol

basically neither of them can be john travolta, but at least the sisters can be john wick

there are some space nun designs (illustrations, not sure about minis/models) where some of them have some kinda of... maybe tube thing? running on either side of their necks. almost like a big collar

that would be a problem tho. probably. you might still be able to get your gun up but you might have to like, sort of splay your arms outward and then inside to loop your pauldron edge around it

would be very awkward. but at least physically possible without clipping through your brain

like this. the lady in the middle looks like she might have a problem

the two women lower in the foreground look like it'd be annoying but much more doable

the tubes of the lady in the middle are SO BIG and broad they fucking overlap her pauldrons lol

yeah i dunno what those tubes are but they seem to be some sort of rank-correlated thing

more good == less functional armor xD

also the sisters are just as bad as the marines about not wearing their helmets

medieval knights do actually look cool you know

and even in the times when real knights did not use firearms, their pauldrons did not interfere much with moving your arms up in front of you, and sideways

you didn't need to make the pauldrons so ridiculous in front

space marines: *getting shanked in their armpits and other weak points*

me: "why don't you use rondels"

it's a little weird how they didn't use faulds for the sob

it looks modern/stereotypically feminine, like a skirt, but is also historically/aesthetically on point for functional knight armor

tbf i dunno how often sob mix it up in melee in the lore, but they seem to carry melee weapons, so xD
gameplay-wise they have mace/flail and shield only units so... i assume they do smash and bash on occasion?

they also have those repentia or whatever but they don't even wear armor

so. yeah

@worthlessbums I think the pipes are part of the respirator for the helmet she's not wearing.

@kaynSD maybe but even with the helmet versions the pipes don't connect to anything

maybe just because that's how the art is/how the minis are modularized xD