Karen FittonJun 2, 2023
Widdershins Smith 🐘

My ducks are absolutely NOT in a row.

I don't even know where some of them are.

And I think one of them may be a pigeon

Jun 2, 2023 at 5:40pmWeb
Show threadT. J. BombadilJun 2, 2023
@juglugs I’m not even sure I have any ducks nor why I need to put them in a row.
Show threadBlippy the Wonder Slug (MOVED)Jun 2, 2023
@c_dan4th @juglugs
Now what?
Show threadJW prince of CPHJun 2, 2023

@juglugs I have my ducks in a row.

Well, I say "ducks" - it's really a rock, a deflated pilates ball, two empty pizza boxes, a pair of decent running shoes, a hair dryer, my upstairs neighbor's discarded kitchen sink, some toy I don't remember where I got, a novelty USB stick and one really pissed off and very lonely duck...

Show threadIan TindaleJun 2, 2023
@juglugs it’s a pigeoff – saving energy
Show threadVayl Larkin (they/them)Jun 2, 2023
@juglugs I love your name, sir leftsalot. Also, I see your chaos pigeon and raise you an owl, a cassowary, and two raccoons with feathers stuck on.
Show threadNegative12DollarBillJun 2, 2023

@juglugs

Tired: Getting your ducks in a row
Wired: Getting your crows in a row

Crows are smarter than ducks and also it rhymes

Show threadWiddershins Smith 🐘Jun 2, 2023
@negative12dollarbill

Crows doesn't rhyme with Ducks you crazy fool
Show threadNegative12DollarBillJun 2, 2023
@juglugs
BRB, getting my fucks in a row
Show threadspacerJun 2, 2023
@juglugs and that pigeon might be a secret dove