Wiley Hodges
DgarHumans!
Please don't send us any more unsolicited nude pics with instructions on how to get to your house.
It's creepy.
Sincerely,
The Aliens.
Sal De Gusto@dgar Itโs cool how they sneaked the 2001 monolith in there.
Sean Patrick@dgar "We saw you from across the galaxy and really dig your vibe"
paul
Ian Tindale
Mercurius Goldstein@dgar
Peace and friendship and alien secks
Peace and friendship and alien secks
WiredBun
Stephanie Kakoschke@dgar ๐๐๐
Hasufin@dgar And a mixtape! don't forget the mixtape!
Jake KF0ARE@dgar @DavidBFox okay but did you dig the mixtape?
David Fox ๐ป๐ฅธ
Strange New Words (Adam)@dgar The Klingons have the correct response. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JUoVRieL2oQ
Captain Klaa Destroys Pioneer 10
Claude GohierV'Ger didn't appreciate what they did to its little cousin.
@claudegohier @dgar Vโgerโs cousin was perving on those carbon units, itโs just going to have to come to terms with that.
Darren du Nord@dgar Never noticed before how large his hands are, and how small his...
Daniel Bohrer@daniel_bohrer I appreciate the context. Thanks.
Karen Strickholm@dgar I always wondered what all those symbols mean!
Wm.sonBut you liked the tunes, right?
DuckHunter@dgar ๐ ๐ ๐
Apocraphilia@dgar "Hi! We saw you from across the Local Cluster and we really like your vibe..."
Loukas (They/Them) ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ@dgar "we noticed you in the galaxy and we liked your vibe"
Luna Dragofelis ฮฮ moved to @@dgar I just don't think aliens would be as prudish as humans.
IceNine@LunaDragofelis @dgar Or maybe they would be totally shocked and appalled that the humansโ feet are not properly covered.
@dgar shaven
Stijn@dgar we wil consider.
Artemis13Athena@dgar they've taken dick-pics to a whole new level.
Mr. Bruno 
@Artemis13Athena @dgar It's worse than Chatroulette! That's why the aliens aren't looking at random probes!
@dgar space porn ๐ฑ๐
Kai Werthwein@dgar Maybe we get an answer on Wednesday: https://www.seti.org/press-release/first-contact-global-team-simulates-message-extraterrestrial-intelligence-earth #SETI
First Contact: Global team simulates message from extraterrestrial intelligence to Earth
May 22, 2023, Mountain View, CA โ What would happen if we received a message from an extraterrestrial civilization? Daniela de Paulis, an established interdisciplinary artist and licensed radio operator who currently serves as Artist in Residence at the SETI Institute and the Green Bank Observatory, has brought together a team of international experts, including SETI researchers, space scientists, and artists, to stage her latest project, A Sign in Space.
{digital}@dgar ... funny
British Tech Guru@dgar It's just inmates of the pan-galactic lunatic asylum on planet Earth proving that's why they were dropped there.
Kay Elรบvian@dgar but do send more Chuck Berry โค๏ธ
ยฉ๏ธ Steve Martin
Anansi (spider)@dgar This is why we haven't been visited. We're probably on some sexual predator list!
0xC0DEC0DE07EA@dgar am I projecting or is the guy into it and the woman just there?
Alien AnomalyHonestly, weโre OK with it.
joel b@dgar blocked
David H. McCoyWe should send this to Florida.
shane@dgar @briankrebs
Godamnit. The first object to leave our solar system and *of course* itโs a dick pic.
Godamnit. The first object to leave our solar system and *of course* itโs a dick pic.
aburka ๐ซฃ@dgar Person. Woman. Man. Hydrogen hyperfine transition. Pulsar map.
(alt text note: this is actually the Pioneer Plaque, not the Voyager Golden Record, which had decoding instructions instead of nudes https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/golden-record/golden-record-cover/)
Stefan Urbat
Computeforloot 
Espinada@dgar so, no threesome?
gmokePS: Feel free to send more Bach and Chuck Berry music though
Demiurg@dgar Censoring female genitals but then flexing about hyperfine transition of neutral hydrogen.
Doug Baker - Elbows Up! ๐จ๐ฆ
Claudius Link@realn2s
I take my AltText game quite seriously. You may want to check your setting if you canโt see it.
My #AltText is definitely there.
https://aus.social/@dgar/110115360672220685
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Dgar (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image ยท Content warning: How I approach my #AltText game.
โ My fault. Sorry. I'm just human.
xs4me2Space pornโฆ
JL Roberson@dgar Earth to Universe: u up ๐
OpenDNAโ๏ธ@dgar Aliens show up and get miffed because we don't look anything like the photos. "It's an old pic..."
Paul "Princejvstin" Weimer@dgar I can't remember the title or the author but I remember a very short story where aliens recount destroying the Earth because they were clearly degenerates for sending pornography to the stars.