(Gregorian Calendar)

Monday: Greg
Tuesday: Ian
Wednesday: Greg
Thursday: Ian
Friday: Greg

@MonotoneofBill I used to have an on-call rotation with a Greg, we called it the Gregorian calendar, and it looked just like this 😂
@MonotoneofBill
Just about choked on my lunch chuckling at this.
@adarsh

@MonotoneofBill Let's workshop this …

So I've got this friend who's what they call ethically non-monogamous, I mean she sleeps around, right? She's been seeing two guys called Ian and Greg so often she has to keep them to a strict timetable.

Yeah … she calls it the Gregorian calendar!