#Greed
Joe Biden found govt docs and returned them.
Mike Pence found govt docs and returned them.
Donald Trump stole govt docs, refused to return them, lied about what he had, moved them to hide them from authorities, evaded subpoenas, showed them off, and covered up what he did.
Sometimes when I'm trying to reach a human for customer service, and the system won't route me to a person if I use the typical techniques (multiple zero presses, saying "agent", not saying anything through multiple timeouts, etc.), I use the "mystery language" technique to some considerable success:
SYS: I cannot connect you to anyone if you do not explain to me the nature of your problem.
ME: Dasbuton terra masiqu! Bashro normani grikkola-ban-nano!
SYS: I'm not sure I understand you, will you please repeat that?
ME: Dasbuton terra masiqu!!!! BASHRO normani grikkola-ban-NANO!!!!
SYS: Please hold while I transfer you to a customer service agent.
Q.E.D.
"He wears the bubble gum bucket as a helmet"
All-time celly, all-time call.
I attended an interfaith event last Friday & the evangelical pastor lamented to me,"America's lost her way because we've forgotten Jesus."
I responded, "As a Muslim I love Jesus too—but when exactly would you say America 'followed' Jesus? Was it during Native Genocide? Slavery? Jim Crow? Denying women equal rights? While invading Iraq?”
Deafening silence.
If you want to show me your faith, first show me your service to ALL humanity—regardless of faith or no faith. B/c faith w/o works is dead.
(Gregorian Calendar)
Monday: Greg
Tuesday: Ian
Wednesday: Greg
Thursday: Ian
Friday: Greg