Chlotendo
Winter Jo 
❄️big if true
Elizaaaarghhhh 
@ShadowJonathan
Concerning
garpu
cat://Katze 
@ShadowJonathan Reminds me of this good old hack:
int fail_count = 0;
setup_stuff();
if(0)
{
retry:
reset_stuff();
}
do_stuff();
if(failed && ++fail_count < 3)
{
goto retry;
}
Rebeca@benaryorg @ShadowJonathan That's horrible!
normie@ShadowJonathan huge presumption 
you're just lucky its not WHILE true or you might be trapped forever 
The Animal and the Machine
phantasm@ShadowJonathan one of the best and biggest
stux⚡️@ShadowJonathan $true = false; 
Toni Aittoniemi
agatha 
@ShadowJonathan another one for the "jo's bangers" gallery
seb hanlon 😷you know what you did
Garry Keenor
Andrew Benedict-Nelson@ShadowJonathan I’m here for this content
AlexsandraSmart@ShadowJonathan
Surely
If true {
size = MAX_SIZE
}
?
Pleroma Supremacist, I love FSE and waifuism.life!@ShadowJonathan mix python and c together?
Antoine G. 🐼💤@ShadowJonathan Biggest if true I have ever seen
Luna Dragofelis ΘΔ moved to @@ShadowJonathan What programming language is it, though.
Frost, wolf of winter 🐺🎄
@LunaDragofelis @ShadowJonathan Could be several, I bet. :3
@LunaDragofelis @ShadowJonathan Swift does the no-parens thing, Ruby does too but its true might look different; Python has Capital True...
@LunaDragofelis @ShadowJonathan It looks like Ruby has lowercase true but oh right it doesn't have /braces./
@LunaDragofelis @ShadowJonathan And neither does Python, oops!
Lulu 🍉 לולו@LunaDragofelis @ShadowJonathan
I'm guessing Rust
David Moles
potatoxel@ShadowJonathan if 1==1 o:
@ShadowJonathan now you just need a small while false
𖤐 🜏 Juniper 🜏 𖤐@ShadowJonathan that *is* a big “if true” 
Rev. GothAlice@ShadowJonathan Let me leave this right here… :carefully puts stateful conditional continuations down before backing away a few steps, turning heel, and running:
https://gist.github.com/amcgregor/a816599dc9df860f75bd#file-quiz-clu-L11-L17
n1k0
Moved to TechHub.Social@ShadowJonathan if (this) big(); else little();
Eli the Bearded@ShadowJonathan Truly enormous if true
André van Schoubroeck@ShadowJonathan What language is this? No ( ) around the true, that is like Pascal, but then { } which is C syntax. (or comments in Pascal)
Andrew Litschner 
abhijith@ShadowJonathan The possibilities are endless.
nilmethod@ShadowJonathan stop it, dad
Steve Scotten@ShadowJonathan that looks like truth has no consequences
4censord 
@ShadowJonathan #define true false
✨Soff✨ Mawr 
@ShadowJonathan I want you to know that I am boosting this, but I am not favoriting it. 
Jane 🜚⛥
Rye@ShadowJonathan gigantic even
Tom Boutell@ShadowJonathan legit LOL aaaa das funneeee
@ShadowJonathan textmate solid choice
Hayley/Dragon🏳️⚧️
gin:3@ShadowJonathan what if false? 🥺
Juanzelli
Xentropy@ShadowJonathan now that's a big if.
grayrattus@ShadowJonathan hope it's not optimized XDD
Jmvars@ShadowJonathan this is so stupid. Luckily i love stupid jokes and im giggling in the bathroom like a maniac.