Winter Jo   ❄️
big if true
May 31, 2023 at 12:08pmWeb
Show threadElizaaaarghhhh May 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan
Concerning
Show threadgarpuMay 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan LOL
Show threadcat://Katze  May 31, 2023

@ShadowJonathan Reminds me of this good old hack:

int fail_count = 0;
setup_stuff();
if(0)
{
retry:
reset_stuff();
}

do_stuff();

if(failed && ++fail_count < 3)
{
goto retry;
}
Show threadRebecaJun 1, 2023
@benaryorg @ShadowJonathan That's horrible!
Show threadnormieMay 31, 2023

@ShadowJonathan huge presumption  

you're just lucky its not WHILE true or you might be trapped forever 

Show threadThe Animal and the MachineMay 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan @hotkey
🤣
Show threadphantasmMay 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan one of the best and biggest
Show threadstux⚡️May 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan $true = false; 
Show threadToni AittoniemiMay 31, 2023
@stux @ShadowJonathan hahaha
Show threadagatha  May 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan another one for the "jo's bangers" gallery
Show threadseb hanlon 😷May 31, 2023

@ShadowJonathan @grrrr_shark

you know what you did

Show threadGarry KeenorMay 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan huge if true
Show threadAndrew Benedict-NelsonMay 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan I’m here for this content
Show threadAlexsandraSmartMay 31, 2023

@ShadowJonathan
Surely

If true {
size = MAX_SIZE
}
?

Show thread   Pleroma Supremacist, I love FSE and waifuism.life!May 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan mix python and c together?
Show threadAntoine G. 🐼💤May 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan Biggest if true I have ever seen
Show threadLuna Dragofelis ΘΔ moved to @[email protected]May 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan What programming language is it, though.
Show threadFrost, wolf of winter 🐺🎄Jun 1, 2023
@LunaDragofelis @ShadowJonathan Could be several, I bet. :3
Show threadFrost, wolf of winter 🐺🎄Jun 1, 2023
@LunaDragofelis @ShadowJonathan Swift does the no-parens thing, Ruby does too but its true might look different; Python has Capital True...
Show threadFrost, wolf of winter 🐺🎄Jun 1, 2023
@LunaDragofelis @ShadowJonathan It looks like Ruby has lowercase true but oh right it doesn't have /braces./
Show threadFrost, wolf of winter 🐺🎄Jun 1, 2023
@LunaDragofelis @ShadowJonathan And neither does Python, oops!
Show threadLulu 🍉 לולוDec 14, 2024

@LunaDragofelis @ShadowJonathan

I'm guessing Rust

Show threadDavid MolesMay 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan huge
Show threadpotatoxelMay 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan if 1==1 o:
Show threadChlotendoMay 31, 2023
@ShadowJonathan now you just need a small while false
Show thread𖤐 🜏 Juniper 🜏 𖤐Jun 1, 2023
@ShadowJonathan that *is* a big “if true” 
Show threadRev. GothAliceJun 1, 2023

@ShadowJonathan Let me leave this right here… :carefully puts stateful conditional continuations down before backing away a few steps, turning heel, and running:

https://gist.github.com/amcgregor/a816599dc9df860f75bd#file-quiz-clu-L11-L17

Clueless. A metaprogramming programming language that uses itself to define itself.

Clueless. A metaprogramming programming language that uses itself to define itself. - quiz.clu

Gist
Show threadn1k0Jun 2, 2023
@ShadowJonathan @clementd and that’s a big if
Show threadMoved to TechHub.SocialJun 3, 2023
@ShadowJonathan if (this) big(); else little();
Show threadEli the BeardedJun 11, 2023
@ShadowJonathan Truly enormous if true
Show threadAndré van SchoubroeckJun 11, 2023
@ShadowJonathan What language is this? No ( ) around the true, that is like Pascal, but then { } which is C syntax. (or comments in Pascal)
Show threadAndrew Litschner Jun 11, 2023
@ShadowJonathan huge
Show threadabhijithJun 11, 2023
@ShadowJonathan The possibilities are endless.
Show threadnilmethodJun 11, 2023
@ShadowJonathan stop it, dad
Show threadSteve ScottenJun 7, 2023
@ShadowJonathan that looks like truth has no consequences
Show thread4censord  :now: at kubecon!Mar 13, 2024
@ShadowJonathan #define true false
Show thread✨Soff✨ Mawr Mar 14, 2024
@ShadowJonathan I want you to know that I am boosting this, but I am not favoriting it. 
Show threadJane 🜚⛥Mar 14, 2024
@ShadowJonathan
if sleepy true
{
take(nap);
}
Show threadRyeMar 14, 2024
@ShadowJonathan gigantic even
Show threadTom BoutellApr 6, 2024
@ShadowJonathan legit LOL aaaa das funneeee
Show threadTom BoutellApr 6, 2024
@ShadowJonathan textmate solid choice
Show threadHayley/Dragon🏳️‍⚧️Dec 14, 2024
@ShadowJonathan *huge*
Show threadgin:3Dec 14, 2024
@ShadowJonathan what if false? 🥺
Show threadJuanzelliDec 14, 2024
@ShadowJonathan 42
Show threadXentropyDec 14, 2024
@ShadowJonathan now that's a big if.
Show threadgrayrattusDec 14, 2024
@ShadowJonathan hope it's not optimized XDD
Show threadJmvarsDec 15, 2024
@ShadowJonathan this is so stupid. Luckily i love stupid jokes and im giggling in the bathroom like a maniac.