anyway, given how resource intensive it is to train and outfit one single ass space marine, the 40k universe should have developed fancy ass missiles to just target space marines at this point
yes that missile cost ten million money
it still cost way less than that space marine did
it's particularly bonkers given the scale of the warhammer universe
that cost is a drop in the bucket, and space marines are a finite, very limited, commodity
just blow them the fuck up
space marines would never survive in 40k
"i can run through walls and face tank heavy machine guns"
*drops a fucking nuke on you*
lasguns are significantly weaker than even civilian laser pistols in fallout lore
yeah i'm pretty sure i am gonna one round vats that squad down now
also lasguns can recharge... from solar? the fuck how long would that take xD
i feel like i've watched astartes before
seems vaguely familiar
i think i figured it out
not only are 40k fans just fanatically horny about space marines, they also seem to be largely unaware of any other universe
also i felt like wargamers in general would have a better grasp of military logistics, but i am getting the feeling that the 40k base is actually really split between the wargaming, the collecting/painting, and the lore
there are some people who are just in it for the lore and don't play or own any minis
the problem is that this is a miserable return on resource investment in the 40k universe where this is scaled up tremendously
a few thousand space marines? tens of thousands?
in 40k lore there are quadrillions. a galactic ocean of randos with lasguns
if you want historical, real life precedent, special forces are wiped out or forced to retreat by conventional forces all the damned time
are you really gonna risk 20 space marines to tie up 100 orks?
1,000? 10,000?
it's pretty well-established that a whole host of things can grease space marines. using them like shock troops (as widely depicted in the lore and cinematics i have seen) is wildly irresponsible and likely ineffective
"we sent the space marines in and they KILLED EVERYONE"
if you wanna kill everyone you just level the place. stand off and use explosives. what the hell are you doing
space marines in 40k aren't shown to do any of the actually special things real life special forces do
their lore dictates that only they can do/use their Cool Guy shit and toys, so they can't even train a partisan force
sneak over here and plant a bomb
aren't they expert tacticians? you should be laying battle plans and setting the stage for how your overwhelming conventional forces secure victory
i'm being told the imperium of man might have extremely limited capability to actually manufacture weapons of war
standby for lore checking and rage
alright lol
so this is a whole new threat level
not only does my fallout character one round vats that squad of space marines, i am not reverse engineering all their toys with the aid of micro fusion energy sources
ALSO THIS MAKES ALL THE GENERIC ASS SPACE MARINES GAMES WORKSHOP SELLS EVEN WORSE
IF THESE SUITS OF ARMOR ARE LIKE THIRTY THOUSAND YEARS OLD THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN REPAIRED WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES AND TOTALLY CUSTOMIZED BY NOW
so let's say a space marine's bolter jams
is he allowed to engage in a corrective procedure
would he even know how
giving @DarkestKale fitful nightmares because i told him i dunno what white dwarf is
also that fallout 1/2 aren't anti-nuke
also robocop 1 is copaganda
deal with it and adjust your worldview accordingly
one of the best and worst things about fandoms are fan theories
getting really into a (relatively large) fandom shows you have false information spreads, and not just from bad actors
someone made an honest to fuck mistake in a wiki? now everyone parrots it. years later
youtube in a way has made it so much better but also so much worse
because so many streamers/youtubers make lore videos now, which is cool
but they're still human. they make mistakes. and a lot of them run mods while making lore videos lol
now, obviously i have a sci-fi bias. i like fallout
i am currently reading (and not liking tbh) 40k lore
so these settings are ostensibly grounded in real life physics and reality
so you also get to throw in the added problem of: authorities in lore who don't understand how shit works in real life
last night before i went to bed youtube recommended me a 40k video
because of course it did
it was a fairly well viewed video by a channel with like a quarter million subs trying to draw conclusions about space marine power armor in 40k to real life protective capability
except this guy presented his findings as well researched etc etc... and he couldn't even read a fucking plate level rating correctly
and even worse? part of this is due to MOAR VIDEO GAMES KNOWLEDGE
because gamers will just say "7.62" and infer meaning
except that if you don't know what the fuck you are talking about wrt context that could be a wide range of cartridges
that's why we call 7.62(mm) a caliber
do you mean:
7.62x17mm?
7.62x25mm? (which variant?)
7.62x29mm?
7.62x51mm? (nato?)
you also have loadings, barrels, etc etc
and of course, the video overestimates the strength of space marine protection
even the section where he tried to downplay space marine armor he sort of handwaved it with an image of an rpg-7... which can fire a bunch of different warheads
it's excessively funny, especially since given the fandom love of space marines, they have an associated love of the bolter - and the explosive power of that ammunition
this fucking pg-7vr tho? nah lol THAT AIN'T SHIT
oh you got a tiny ass bullet
that's real fukken cute
we got tandem explosives
one of the drawbacks of modern individual armor is backface deformation
what happens when you get hit but the plate does not hold to spec and the back side deforms so much, just shoving all the fucking material into your body, even if the bullet/shrapnel/whatever does not actually penetrate your deformed armor
what the fuck is your space marine gonna do if half his front plate gets concaved
"he's got three lungs"
yeah and all three of them just got crushed by a curved layer of magic space steel that's stronger than he is, supposedly
so he can't even bend it back out to breathe
he can't cut himself out of it
he's just gonna fall over and die lol
in other words, even tho you made your space marines magically hardy, and fire and acid resistant with multiple organ redundancies or whatever, basic physics can still smoke you, even without penetration
yeah i said it
if you wanna tell me "no, your average sm can bench press ten tons" or some shit fine whatever
the moment you start describing how a fucking solenoid in his left buttcheck powers his abdominal core we are gonna have problems
like bolters. the more i read about bolters the more mad i get because from an engineering standpoint they make no fucking sense
just tell me it's a fucking explosive auto pistol that only space marines can use and that's FINE
you don't need to start trying to ground it badly in physics that don't make any damn sense
malifaux looks interesting but the uhhh wyrd site is not great
there are eight factions and no page where it just gives you an overview of all of them
you need to click through on them all
i just wanna say: you don't HAVE to have one whole faction that is ASIAN MASHUP
you can just have different asian people throughout your factions
just sayin'
I need a purple
Just a little
But bright
Me: "purple is blue and green right"
Me, five minutes later:
Think I'm done (except varnish) for these
A lot of problems but moderate improvement from the deathclaw and mutant hounds xD
The mostly flat and featureless bases were... a challenge
tried to pool red/orange as blood, and the greens and fluorescent yellow as fev/generic mutant goo
came out... okayish? prolly coulda layered it more and used more of a wash to drain it into nooks and crannies
honestly i ended up liking the spilled quantum on dogmeat's base the most and i just slapped that shit on xD
i'm not 100% sure how i like the paint the rim of the raised terrain on bases - not the rim of the base, the terrain that goes right up against the cutoff of the base rim, above the actual base
i tried it 1) same color as the top terrain, 2) same color as the rim, and 3) what i thought might be a good terrain "internal" color
they all seem... fine?
i am not good at freehanding
the mottled shitty yellow on the curbsides does look like actual american curbs tho xD
but the streaks of off white/gray on the black pavement of the middle super mutant were supposed to represent a crosswalk and are totally not straight, even, parallel, etc
i think i should masked it with tape or used a stencil or something 🤔
yes the sledgehammer is bent
i tried to bend it the other way
it used to be more bent xD
@kaynSD @worthlessbums I've been trying to tell this to Bums, but...
It's like Marvel. Any time they put a number of kg's the Hulk can lift, it's always wrong, because... well. They'll change it later.
The number isn't the point.
@kaynSD @worthlessbums Like, you can't have an IP go for 20+ years without the lore becoming wildly divergent and contradictory and useless when examined closely.
It just can't happen - even on single author projects, shit gets fucked up.
@kaynSD @worthlessbums As for GW, 40k's been heading into 'the future is gritty and REAL and DARK' like it's the fucking 90s all over again, and it's just so stale and tepid and boring now.
At least the 80s/90s stuff was colour pops and as though everyone was on some vaguely good drugs and OH NO SPACE LIZARDS (was: re: tyranids used to trade)
@kaynSD @worthlessbums Those are three VERY different eras of 40k.
You can't write 'there's only war, but maybe the good guys are winning' AND 'there's only war, and everyone's losing' together in the same bundle. The latter requires your population to be constantly starving and the empire to be on the brink of crumbling at any time, and that just doesn't work with the former.
So you're just constantly shifting, and the wiki writers are furiously revising, and the whole thing doesn't work.
@DarkestKale @worthlessbums I prefer 40K around its fringes and details. Its little dives into how a hyper death cult capitalistic world like Necromunda, or it's space dungeon exploration out in Blackstone Fortress. It's cataclysm of logistic silliness around Badab.
I also find myself split entirely when it comes to its focus on characters being Important; having a small cast of dramatis personae is fun, but really dampens your galactic scope.
But its a canvas to play in... and god no none of it is consistent. And I think I start to hate it more the more consistent it tries to be.
@kaynSD the problem specifically with bolters is that they tried to make it grounded in reality but whoever wrote it doesn't know what they're talking about
i notice this is an ongoing theme throughout 40k lore xD
all the other stuff you said might also be true but that is my specific annoyance here
@kaynSD because i traced the bad bolter design all the fucking way back to early rogue trader
the only real difference is they had stocks back then
@worthlessbums it should be. Also the bolter is a weapon regular folk get a hold of regularly; its just the bigger and beefier higher caliber ones designed for power armour that are the ones that are otherwise impossible to lift. The equivalent an MG42 with depleted uranium ammunition. They're just also wasteful as heck and a pain to maintain in the otherwise barely literate Imperium which is why they're generally the purview of the (in setting) rare as heck Space Marines or SoB
Its why the lasgun is the weapon of choice for the Guard. No kickback, no moving parts, pure electronic point and click with interchangeable modular bits when they go wrong. Easy to field strip, easy to train. And unlimited ammo since its solar or heat powered at a pinch. A logisticians dream weapon.
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