this dude has like over 100 painting videos in a playlist

lololol good for you man

but i do not have the patience for that i'd rather make a buncha mistakes yeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww xD

Chibis DESTROY 40k's Grimdark?

YouTube

not many people play the fallout warfare game lol

one channel seems to have a bunch of battle reports tho

also like: why is moving units in 40k the worst thing i have ever seen

holy shit i know i'm a computer game guy but this is exactly why. measuring out every unit movement distance with a ruler must be maddening

does the granularity of movement afforded by that system actually give a net benefit to how much that must slow down every single game

also like, just a ton of keeping track of random crap

scoring every turn with multiple objectives etc

why does it lean so heavily into all the stuff physical games suck at and computer games excel at

me: *not even painted one mini yet*

also me: "i should build a fallout 4 radio that i can trigger to play sound effects and atmospheric music"

how i imagine @DarkestKale and @ThreeOhFour are irl

not really interested in getting into warhammer, but the space nuns and orcs (orks lololol) are kinda neat

feel like they'd be fun to paint

but also super mutants are basically orcs

not feeling the giant ass mechs they have

first they're not mini at all ololol

also most of them look real boxy and like they were definitely not designed by engineers

also regarding space marines: a lot of them have arm position variants, but not legs?

the space nuns have both???

and it would look so much better if you have a dozen of those units if you can change up their stances

also the games workshop site is terrible to navigate unless you know exactly what you're looking for

and are only looking for that one thing

changing the filters just fucking collapses everything and you basically gotta start all over again

incredibly newbie hostile

i like the idea of a dice tower

maybe not a tower, but a box or container or something, to roll dice into

i've seen two games played out now where people just roll on the battlefield and knock shit over

bruh what lol

WHY

you spend all this effort bringing out your silly ass tape measurer moving units precisely then knock them over rolling dice

fucking why

do you paint figures or bases first

i don't like the idea of assembly much, but starting to see the advantages lol

My brother's gift came

This looks big lol

Sure looks complicated
saving this for when i actually feel like i can really paint anything xD
mini painters are weird because they're like yes i will spend $200 on these minis but $10 to save me eight hours painting the minis is an abomination and a money grab
Mtg players: "I love this card. It cost $100 and I paid $15 to get it signed, which reduced its value to $80, and now I will double sleeve it and put it in a hard case for display"

i never actually played vampire the masquerade but i feel like their novels could be good

(i need to throw away books not obtain more books)

oh shit
i already ordered minis from this etsy store so waiting on that to see if they're good quality xD

Two and a half hours later I melted Nora's face

I am so sorry Nora

I learned a lot tho :3

notes: holy hell the rifle on the back was hell

the yellow vault numbers on the back and yellow stripes on the front are hell because of the rifle and arms in the way

did not thin the paint, was seeing what i could do without it. didn't thin the primer on her either

since the base was black i assumed it would be hard to do yellow + blue stripes

not really, just two coats of yellow made it pretty solid

anyway no thinning, no washing, no lighting/shading, this will be good to see what progression is like as i go on

this takes so fucking long tho lol

Start was easy

Layers slowing me down and I dunno what I want lol

Ngl I have no idea wtf I'm doing lololol
Honestly the best thing about this is the fusion cell in the gun lol

i dunno how many of these i need to actually play a solo campaign/mission thing

i should actually read that manual

i thought i had a box of q-tips somewhere but i can't find them
gonna wrap paper towel around a small screwdriver lol

Stripped Nora's face to try again

And again

And again

I am very bad at this and artists should be paid more lolololol

I tried eyes, highlighting, mouth, shadows, everything is hard on these tiny ass faces

Nothing works. Face bleeds into hair. Hair bleeds into face

I added butt spackles like she sat down in something to amuse myself after failure so many times

At least I can do these between bouts of my medication fucking me today, and it gives them time to dry! 🙃

Bruh btw

I do not recommend glaucoma

My lack of depth perception up close has led to... numerous fails

Don't get glaucoma

I think I wanna highlight/recolor her boots but that's it lol

After that dry and varnish TO MAINTAIN MY FIRST FAILURE FOR ETERNITY

Roughing up your mini for wear is a lot easier and more fun tho ngl lol

Bonus: is a soap box the right size for a 32mm scale cargo container 🤔 bit tall, width is good...

i'm finding out varnish can be... coplicated
Fuck it yolo lolololol
Looks uhhhhh

Kinda foamy?? Instructions say light coats

Does not specify number

Side note: wasted a lot of varnish

Shoulda waited to do more at once

Two coats prolly enough
he went hard on the butt 🍑
i do like how some of these (40k) minis seem a lot more stylistic and exaggerated so you can do a more cartoon/cel shaded look
ebay is a great place because items will be listed as brand new and in the description it will say shit like "opened, looks to be 80% there"

lollllllll ebay hides nude minis behind verification

the verification is in effect even if you're logged in

you just have to click on the blank perview

*golf clap*

the way etsy (sellers) seems to get around this is by providing a censored preview image, or by having options in the product page (the superior method for various reasons) with a sfw version as the default preview

when i was young this level of puritanism was annoying

the older i get the more mad i get

you think young people don't know what tits look like

you fucking jackasses

this was not hidden behind a blank preview

because stars lolololol

MARIO POWER ⭐⭐

i know that's not a mindflayer, but no lie mindflayers still creep the fuck outta me

not because of the mouth tentacles (okay a little) but because MIND CONTROL is so underrated as a power

that shit will have you constantly questioning your entire reality, without actually changing reality

legit chaos super power

that is a good pose. and way to hold your sword idly
ebay sellers seem even worse than etsy sellers about telling you what the fuck scale they printed in

so 40k is both 28 and 32mm scale, depending?

annoying. fallout warfare is 32mm scale and i find that hard enough

28mm sounds even worse xD but i guess big chonky space marine helmets are easier than faces

on one hand there is really no giant central site to show off 3d printed minis

otoh it is cool to hit up a bajillion sites to see what all the third parties are doing

very early internet vibes

*squints potato programmer eyes*

I can't really see a difference lol

Maybe that's good? But it was an ultra matt varnish... xD

Maybe the metal on the power armor is more dull

hrm. maybe i kinda feel like it actually brightened the back of the power armor

maybe it's the lighting (in the last photo) but i feel like i lost some of the value differential between the highlights of the edges and the darker pockets

to my naked eyes it looks about the same tho xD

anyway apparently varnish might take /days/ to fully set?

so maybe it'll change over time xD

GUESS I'LL FIND OUT

it definitely did not dry as cloudy as it looked in the shot glass before i brushed it on

@worthlessbums I really dig now Nora's come out. Her face looks really good after all the palaver!

@HauntedOwlbear i think it's awful i need to get better at detailing on tiny ass faces xD

SO MANY TINY ASS FACES IN FALLOUT WARFARE

@worthlessbums you're doing great Bums. Everything from this point onwards is practice!
@kaynSD i like how this simultaneously went about as bad as i expected, yet also better xD
@worthlessbums A little less paint on the brush, and get you some washes, and you'll be perfect.