gonna buy a fucking magnifying glass lolololol

weirdly even tho the coat of thinned primer on the power armor guy showed the gray underneath it turned out to be perfectly black coated after it dried

like it's basically indistinguishable from nora who i did first with absolutely no thinning

my understanding of thinning is you want the paint (or primer) to be a certain consistency or thinness to coat <whatever>, but also it /should/ be partially opaque?

like layering is also a reason to thin? the primer bottle itself mentions you can use it with or without thinning

possibly i am misunderstanding something here 🤔

i don't think it /really/ matters, since i think the whole point of the primer is to get a good surface for your actual colored paints to adhere to, so really the thinner the better since it allows more detail on the mini itself to show after it plus X layers of paint

anyway this is a learning experience so i tried a variety of ways to get that fucking primer into hard to reach nooks and crannies

WE'LL SEE HOW EACH TURNS OUT

painters: "you want to shade and highlight your minis for maximum looking cool"

me: "what if i install actual lights in the bases of the minis"

look all i'm saying is i've now seen a lot of "glowing" energy weapons and while they look cool they do not look like they're glowing

we can change this

we have the technology

like yes i could paint glowing power armor eyes

or

i could hollow out the head and jam an led in there

also what about my pip-boys

MY PIP-BOYS

might be too small tbh xD

i may not be a good painter, but i am willing to buy $50 worth of electronics to use $2.45 worth of electronics to do things with lights
i wonder how good glow in the dark paint would look tho
i wonder how much effort you should invest in making the led replaceable without cutting the mini apart
i kinda want one of those things to hold the base of the mini while i paint
i bet you could just use putty and... anything to hold onto
i bet the first time i drop a wet paint mini into something i will regret thinking that lolololol

i like this eonsofbattle guy

infectious enthusiasm

do people slap their paint on cardboard or something to see the actual color when it dries

is that a thing, or is this just a waste of paint lol

also: i think i underestimated how much primer it takes to coat all those minis

i didn't waste very much at all (left on the palette) and still

make sure to get different primer colors next time i order too xD

this dude has like over 100 painting videos in a playlist

lololol good for you man

but i do not have the patience for that i'd rather make a buncha mistakes yeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww xD

Chibis DESTROY 40k's Grimdark?

YouTube

not many people play the fallout warfare game lol

one channel seems to have a bunch of battle reports tho

also like: why is moving units in 40k the worst thing i have ever seen

holy shit i know i'm a computer game guy but this is exactly why. measuring out every unit movement distance with a ruler must be maddening

does the granularity of movement afforded by that system actually give a net benefit to how much that must slow down every single game

also like, just a ton of keeping track of random crap

scoring every turn with multiple objectives etc

why does it lean so heavily into all the stuff physical games suck at and computer games excel at

me: *not even painted one mini yet*

also me: "i should build a fallout 4 radio that i can trigger to play sound effects and atmospheric music"

how i imagine @DarkestKale and @ThreeOhFour are irl

not really interested in getting into warhammer, but the space nuns and orcs (orks lololol) are kinda neat

feel like they'd be fun to paint

but also super mutants are basically orcs

not feeling the giant ass mechs they have

first they're not mini at all ololol

also most of them look real boxy and like they were definitely not designed by engineers

also regarding space marines: a lot of them have arm position variants, but not legs?

the space nuns have both???

and it would look so much better if you have a dozen of those units if you can change up their stances

also the games workshop site is terrible to navigate unless you know exactly what you're looking for

and are only looking for that one thing

changing the filters just fucking collapses everything and you basically gotta start all over again

incredibly newbie hostile

i like the idea of a dice tower

maybe not a tower, but a box or container or something, to roll dice into

i've seen two games played out now where people just roll on the battlefield and knock shit over

bruh what lol

WHY

you spend all this effort bringing out your silly ass tape measurer moving units precisely then knock them over rolling dice

fucking why

do you paint figures or bases first

i don't like the idea of assembly much, but starting to see the advantages lol

My brother's gift came

This looks big lol

Sure looks complicated
saving this for when i actually feel like i can really paint anything xD
mini painters are weird because they're like yes i will spend $200 on these minis but $10 to save me eight hours painting the minis is an abomination and a money grab

@worthlessbums I mean most mini painters are usually paying $100, not $200

the general rule is "if you pay more than 50% of retail you just got ripped off"

@psilocervine most of these people i'm watching are 40k players and i feel like this is not accurate for them lololol
@worthlessbums no, this is ESPECIALLY the rule for 40k
@worthlessbums basically anyone who's played 40k for any period of time knows to never actually pay full price for any GW product, even new ones because they'll be available for half that like 3-6 months later
@psilocervine feel like we know about very different people

@psilocervine i'm on the can right now so I can't really link properly but basically at best people are like wait for a gw 20% off sale or ebay

40k has some of the most disposable income motherfuckers I have ever seen and put mtg collectors to shame

@psilocervine the competitive 40k scene seems somehow even worse with meta changing so frequently

Could be due to 10th coming in and shaking everything up on that front tho

Even in mtg standard you have breathing space before your deck gets shuttered, and it happens piecemeal as you replace cards

@psilocervine it's made worse by the fact that resale of 40k is basically a hole

I'm technically up on my mtg collection (nominal dollars lololol) despite not having played in years and just selling parts off I don't care about anymore

@worthlessbums bums I feel I should make it very clear that I paid Cash Money for 40k for like uh

over a decade

@worthlessbums like unless something changed over the last 5 years especially, the general rule was still "over 50% retail means you're getting rinsed"
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@psilocervine like if you've got special insight into how the average 40ker is actively getting 50% or better discounts on stuff lmk so i can buy some shit for my brother lololol
@worthlessbums yeah something must have changed because hairy tarantula was my primary source when not using ebay and they were considered *steep* at 30% discount