i figured out why

there's no white vallejo paint on the store i bought it from

gonna buy a fucking magnifying glass lolololol

weirdly even tho the coat of thinned primer on the power armor guy showed the gray underneath it turned out to be perfectly black coated after it dried

like it's basically indistinguishable from nora who i did first with absolutely no thinning

my understanding of thinning is you want the paint (or primer) to be a certain consistency or thinness to coat <whatever>, but also it /should/ be partially opaque?

like layering is also a reason to thin? the primer bottle itself mentions you can use it with or without thinning

possibly i am misunderstanding something here 🤔

i don't think it /really/ matters, since i think the whole point of the primer is to get a good surface for your actual colored paints to adhere to, so really the thinner the better since it allows more detail on the mini itself to show after it plus X layers of paint

anyway this is a learning experience so i tried a variety of ways to get that fucking primer into hard to reach nooks and crannies

WE'LL SEE HOW EACH TURNS OUT

painters: "you want to shade and highlight your minis for maximum looking cool"

me: "what if i install actual lights in the bases of the minis"

look all i'm saying is i've now seen a lot of "glowing" energy weapons and while they look cool they do not look like they're glowing

we can change this

we have the technology

like yes i could paint glowing power armor eyes

or

i could hollow out the head and jam an led in there

also what about my pip-boys

MY PIP-BOYS

might be too small tbh xD

i may not be a good painter, but i am willing to buy $50 worth of electronics to use $2.45 worth of electronics to do things with lights
i wonder how good glow in the dark paint would look tho
i wonder how much effort you should invest in making the led replaceable without cutting the mini apart
i kinda want one of those things to hold the base of the mini while i paint
i bet you could just use putty and... anything to hold onto
i bet the first time i drop a wet paint mini into something i will regret thinking that lolololol

i like this eonsofbattle guy

infectious enthusiasm

do people slap their paint on cardboard or something to see the actual color when it dries

is that a thing, or is this just a waste of paint lol

also: i think i underestimated how much primer it takes to coat all those minis

i didn't waste very much at all (left on the palette) and still

make sure to get different primer colors next time i order too xD

this dude has like over 100 painting videos in a playlist

lololol good for you man

but i do not have the patience for that i'd rather make a buncha mistakes yeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww xD

Chibis DESTROY 40k's Grimdark?

YouTube

not many people play the fallout warfare game lol

one channel seems to have a bunch of battle reports tho

also like: why is moving units in 40k the worst thing i have ever seen

holy shit i know i'm a computer game guy but this is exactly why. measuring out every unit movement distance with a ruler must be maddening

does the granularity of movement afforded by that system actually give a net benefit to how much that must slow down every single game

also like, just a ton of keeping track of random crap

scoring every turn with multiple objectives etc

why does it lean so heavily into all the stuff physical games suck at and computer games excel at

me: *not even painted one mini yet*

also me: "i should build a fallout 4 radio that i can trigger to play sound effects and atmospheric music"

how i imagine @DarkestKale and @ThreeOhFour are irl

not really interested in getting into warhammer, but the space nuns and orcs (orks lololol) are kinda neat

feel like they'd be fun to paint

but also super mutants are basically orcs

not feeling the giant ass mechs they have

first they're not mini at all ololol

also most of them look real boxy and like they were definitely not designed by engineers

@worthlessbums The orks or the space marines?

Old ork dreadnaughts are fuckin ace

@DarkestKale space marine mechs yeah

also a lot of the non-space marine vehicles of other factions are kinda boxy looking too

@worthlessbums yeah. 80's design that they couldn't get away from, until they (just recently, maybe 10 years?) finally started to shift and people hate

@worthlessbums in-universe, what they have is what they *have*.

The tech for designing/making stuff like Dreads is... gone. The imperium is relying on STLs (standardised manufacturing plants they sometimes find, but often end up fucking up) and don't have many - so there's a reason the designs mostly stayed.

@DarkestKale "our old design flaws are lore"
- elder scrolls/warhammer
@worthlessbums I mean, it worked for them for almost 40 years...
@DarkestKale everyone railing at fallout for shaking up the formula every single game xD
@worthlessbums You don't fuck with the money.

@DarkestKale bethesda seems very reluctant to fuck with the elder scrolls formula

very open to absolutely fucking with fallout

@worthlessbums Let's remember, though, Morrowind was a fucking fever dream of a setting - so that *is* fucking with it.

But ultimately, yeah. Calcify right over the moneypot.

@worthlessbums Look at fucking Diablo.

Diablo 1: Kill Leoric, the Butcher, and Diablo.
Diablo 2: Kill Leoric, the Butcher, and Diablo, and then... Baal, and...
Diablo 3: You are not gonna fuckin' believe this, mate... go kill Leoric, the Butcher, Diablo, Baal, and...
Diablo 4's preview: HAHAHA YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE BUTCHER?

@worthlessbums
Star Wars 1: Kill the Death Star
Star Wars 2: eh
Star Wars 3: Hey, uh, let's kill the Death Star again?
...
Star Wars 7: you guys love Death Stars, right?
Star Wars 9: What if we took the Death Star, but made A BUNCH OF SHIPS be Death Stars?