Krisztian Gyuris
Pavel A. SamsonovI'm an adventurous eater, but even I draw a line somewhere
Larry Anderson 🕊️@PavelASamsonov I'm glad they're keeping it refrigerated. Lorem Ipsum goes bad pretty quickly, especially the Dolor variety.
gnate
ianoxley@PavelASamsonov A proper word salad
Stephan 🌹@PavelASamsonov it’s great as a placeholder snack to hold you over until you can eat a real meal.
Josh (like the wine)@PavelASamsonov @larand Exactly. Amazon Kitchen? Blegh!
John Carlsen 🇺🇸🇳🇱🇪🇺@joshua @PavelASamsonov @larand
Amazon Kitchen: it's where all overworked Amazon workers go to di[n]e.
Mendie 
@PavelASamsonov They did as well, it's there, right under the the word "wrap".
@Mendie_Taoma well played
Aaron 🫖 🖋️ 🏳️🌈@PavelASamsonov @Compassionatecrab “& Cheddar” is absolutely sending me 😆
thinkStory@aaronpallan @PavelASamsonov @Compassionatecrab yeah you'd never put cheddar on something so greek 😇
Meeschaatser
Justin du Coeur@aaronpallan @PavelASamsonov @Compassionatecrab Yes, this. A friend pointed me at this picture this morning, and 12 hours later I keep giggling every time I see the "& Cheddar".
Christel van der Boom@PavelASamsonov They say cheese makes everything better though.
🐧DaveNull🐧 ☣️pResident Evil☣
FreebirdFrolic
Joni, like in Mitchell@PavelASamsonov This reminds of that time when the cafeteria operator at a client put a new label on their excellent bacon & cucumber sandwiches, but ran out of space, so he shortened it to
BACON
& CUM.
instead. I would like to think that I pointed it out to him at the time, but I am not entirely sure now, more than a decade later.
Oli@mejofi @PavelASamsonov i used to work with someone who would deliberately do that - plausible deniability
@OliverNoble @PavelASamsonov Pretty sure this was a case of English as a second language, and not a deliberate pun 😄
The Actual Brian@mejofi @OliverNoble @PavelASamsonov
It's Lorem Ipsum. Placeholder text.
Someone was supposed to input text and didn't.
...& cheddar likely comes from someone checking a box.
Amazon. It's all automated.
Matt Blaze@PavelASamsonov What are you worried about? A USDA Lorem Ipsum inspector approved it.
Shirley Eugest@mattblaze @PavelASamsonov
No, the last administration culled the USDA inspectors. There's more profit if you don't have to toss the spoiled Lorem.
No, the last administration culled the USDA inspectors. There's more profit if you don't have to toss the spoiled Lorem.
acm@mattblaze oh man, I want the job of Lorem Ipsum Inspector!! 🤓
Nick Bax@PavelASamsonov you should report that to the relevant local, state, and federal authorities. Mislabeling a food product is illegal. (Presuming the back is messed up as well..)
MWT@nbax @PavelASamsonov Yeah, that's grounds for a recall.
Exactly!
This is proof that it's a very BAD idea to try to automate everything! Turn them in!!!
paulrickards@PavelASamsonov What’s the matter babe? You’ve barely touched your Lorem Ipsum Dolor.
R. L. Dane 
thomkennon@PavelASamsonov also: fuck Amazon
🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑@PavelASamsonov I wouldn't mind a subtle hint of lorem ipsum, but if it's the first listed ingredient, that's clearly far too much.
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!@PavelASamsonov Sweet Jesus Pooh! That's not honey!
Matt May@PavelASamsonov sounds nonummy
Carl Anthony@mattmay @PavelASamsonov this is the comment I came here to see.
Whine Spectator@PavelASamsonov @steve latest cook date in 43BC? Definitely unfresh
1st Unoriginal Thot 
@PavelASamsonov Bro this tastes so generic. Lot's of filler ingredients.
Slade Watkins
prozacchiwawa@PavelASamsonov if lorem ipsum has an expiration date, we haven't hit it yet.
@PavelASamsonov I would try that. Maybe it is really tasty and healthy
@PavelASamsonov Dolor on a sandwich puts double meaning to ‘pain’
TransitBiker@PavelASamsonov silly label printer.
dragonfrog@PavelASamsonov You're not missing much. It's pretty bland, too much flavourless filler.
Finnley Dolfin@PavelASamsonov I bet it tastes ac suscipit neque with just a hint of mollis est sed velit. But I worry it may make my insides feel n̵̖͗̄e̶̬̐͜c̸̯̐ ̸̛̹͔a̵̖͋͜͝u̴͔͗͝ǵ̵͇̲͘ū̶̧͔ĕ̸̢̳ ̷̦͌͝m̷̞͙̈́̍o̷͓̚l̷͙̈̃ĕ̴̫͓̕s̷̗͊̂t̸̢͌i̴͎̓é̸͉̬͐ ̵͖͠c̶͕͖̎̆ȯ̶͓n̸̹̾d̷͓̋̽i̷͈̾ͅḿ̴̖̭e̷̡̤̚n̴̯̐t̷̖͊ú̷͓̼̆m̴̼̅͑
George Kowalski@PavelASamsonov @nedbat I think only programmers would get this reference
Coyoty@gkowalsk @PavelASamsonov @nedbat Lorem Ipsum has been used in publishing long before programming, as far back as the 1st century BC.
flere-imsaho 🇺🇦@gkowalsk @PavelASamsonov @nedbat programmers are but the very last group that learned to use placeholder text. (but it's typical for a programmer to claim something out of ignorance and then don't acknowledge both the correction and their ignorance.)
marcorobotics@mawhrin @gkowalsk @PavelASamsonov @nedbat hey, give us some credit, without programmers, there would be no bugs 😂 🤣
@marcorobotics @mawhrin @gkowalsk @nedbat Common mistake! Bugs are hundreds of millions of years old
Ned Batchelder@gkowalsk no. it's used in all kinds of publishing and advertising contexts.
Ben Combee@PavelASamsonov Did you find that in the "Latin Foods" section?