Worthless Bumsthis is why scp is scary right
you can't even anticipate what the fuck is going to happen because you don't even understand the rules of the reality you're in anymore
i wonder if i could paint terminators as synths 🤔
a recurring theme here is there are very few women in the wargamining mini world, at least in the "modern" packs
you end up having to scrounge around in the random third party cyberpunk or whatever packs
this could 100% be a super mutant. hockey mask helps
size might be off tho, i dunno how big "ugoks" are
no helmets, but in the right greens/browns this could pass for fallout 1 combat armor, prolly
so if i bring @DarkestKale from fo4 into an elder scroll game with me, can i get him to achieve amaranth and basically portal me to any other game universe which i will then headcanon as his dream
fo4 -> skyrim -> yoshi's island confirmed
you can't prove that i brought along a pal just to spawn a 2d universe of ridable dinos with saddles
are dnd wizards more powerful than elder scrolls mages
who are even the most powerful mages in tes you meet
like that mushroom tower dude who clones himself and miraak?
there's prolly some fuckery in eso and i don't play enough of it
i have some basic physics questions about this unsatisfactory paragraph lol
also: how mad will my high intelligence fallout character be if he enters this world and doesn't have enough mortal stress to perceive this the way everyone else seems to
my character: *walks several miles in one direction. takes measurements*
my character: *walks several miles in another direction. takes measurements*
my character: "NO"
do i need to play battlespire
i stopped playing that game so fast lol
i've run face first into fanfic-as-lore and now i don't know how to headcanon my own shit
i was not actually planning on playing fallout warfare, i just wanted to try painting some minis and maybe make some dioramas, but i discovered there is an ai/single player mode to the game and jfc these rules are confusing???
handicapped by not being a boardgamer, i assume xD
I DON'T KNOW THINGS. YOU CAN'T ASSUME I KNOW THINGS
i'm in a fallout vs 40k thread and 40k fanboys are arguing space marines can face tank mini-nukes
i saw some of your official games workshop cinematics man, you can't even hold it together against some metal melee weapons sometimes xD
there's a lot of arguing about which universe has better directed energy weapon output and i just wanna point out overkill doesn't actually matter that much if you can still punch through armor and kill the guy inside that's more or less what counts 99.99999% of the time
halfway through the thread some of the 40kers are reading up on what liberty prime is lol
the fuck is a megathule tho fr
after reading the 40k wiki page for astartes power armor i admit it is superior to fallout power armor
however, you still cannot eat a nuke to the face xD
and taking decades to manufacture one suit is... probably not cost effective for most universes outside 40k
i am actually wondering what the lore behind genestealers being able to damage space marines is given how ludicrous this wiki page is in describing this armor
this whole molecule edge thickness is still nonsense
you still have to push that edge through the material you're cutting into
why did they even bother to write a million words on how lovingly crafted and awesome space marine power armor is and then have it defeated by a fucking bone claw
this is clearly just imperial propaganda
yes yes go into battle. this armor is totally rad
>.>
also a blood angel got his arm blown off when his flamethrower tank exploded right next to him in that show
clearly you could just ambush a squad with enough explosives
why do anything exotic like plasma weapons or tesla canons when a brick of c4 will do
okay so
the battle nuns are literally just faith based magic
alright lol
not even good consistent space magic
just believe hard enough and maybe an angel will come
jeez the emperor sucks
i was thinking the space nuns weren't as bad as the space marines but then i read about the penitent engines
me: *doesn't even have paints yet*
also me: *idly considering how to put together physical geomorphs for a playing table*
limbodivision209's stuff is cool but the smallest is 35mm scale, not 32
BIG BUN BUNS
i watched some 40k painting videos and was slapped in the face with some very fash-adjacent ads
i then watched some fallout warfare gameplay videos and got... bath fixture ads
take that as you will
me: *no real desire to actually play the game*
also me: *intense desire to make custom unit cards for fo wf*
Found some old dice I think I got them from sone kickstarter a million years ago 🎲🎲
the ball one looks cool af and rolls like shit tho lol
the other three are cool, but probably imbalanced due to metal
but no one in a non-competitive environment gonna care
a reason i wanna make fallout warfare cards, aside from the fact that i like cards, is that the profile images are photos of the minis... but totally unpainted lol
just solid gray minis
THIS RPG ALLOWS YOU TO BE A SUPER MUTANT OR GEN 3 SYNTH AND SHIT FALLOUT 5 BETTER ALLOW YOU TO BE ALL THOSE THINGS AND GHOULS ETC ETC
one of the premade character sheets is a mister handy
i kinda like the idea of like... merging warfare and 2d20 and my permadeath toons from the video games
use the rpg/warfare stuff for side quest scenarios that would be a pita to re-create in any of the video games
also @DarkestKale can look down upon me with contempt when i dm myself badly
Kale @worthlessbums no, let's be clear here: everyone sucks
Custard Smingleigh@worthlessbums
The Emperor protects!*
*The Emperor is working hard on your prayer! Your position in line is ++1,243,115,933,023++ estimated wait time for divine intervention is ++two years and nine days++
Keith Evans@worthlessbums he does. Massively. But these miracles are literally just manifestations of massive psychic energy, that are barely tolerated due to how powerful the Imperium's state religion is (much to everyone's dismay in setting)
@worthlessbums yupppp