the helmet does look like an assaultron tho >.>

why y'all obsessed with sexy predators and assaultrons

BRUH LOL

ALSO I HAD TO FUKKEN TAG THIS LOOOOOOOOLOLOL

not me faving every cyberpunk doggo i see

i'm just saying i feel like i could turn him into preston xD

no laser musket tho

finding out who has the best prices for some of these because they're just printing stls from the same third parties

also sometimes you get a better deal direct from their own website stores, if they exist

*waits patiently for a coupon from etsy*

was browsing games workshop for minis that might match the colors of paint i bought

not really into warhammer at all but i did see this "kill rig" xD

i just figured if i like painting minis i'll prolly paint a buncha power armor and super mutants which means a lotta black/gray/green

orks are green, badda bing badda boom

"minis"
bringing up the question if doomguy could just murder everyone in 40k
i am in a 7 year old thread about this topic and the 40kers are convinced doomguy couldn't even kill a space marine, but i'm also pretty sure space marines die to genestealers just because... their claws are sharp
i dunno if that tracks in the boardgame lore but like, that's a thing in at least some of the games so xD
i'm in a newer thread and someone calculated the odds of a guardsman killing a warlord titan
the summary of two posts

what i'm getting from this is you want like 10e100000 guardsmen to swarm a titan

pro: your statistical odds go up since they don't attack one at a time

con: physical constraints mean most are queueing to die

no one wants to concede that lore takes a backseat to game mechanics, in the games

lol

mostly these threads have convinced me that 40k has a wildly inconsistent power scale that is mitigated in lore by "there are quadrillions of the meats to vaporize"

i have browsed several threads. the choice bits of information i have obtained:

1) goku and vegeta are basically gods and could terminate 40k by farting if someone pissed them off,

2) kirby is universal god level, but slaanesh (sp) could tempt him easily with food

kinda wanna play 3.5 now tbh

i am like... not far off from headcanoning a fallout toon into tes and vice versa tho tbh

MAGIC MOTHERFUCKERS

someone mod giants and mammoths into fo4 for me thanks
i maintain there is a nirnroot on the prydwen even tho todd says it isn't
my main exposure to dnd is via neverwinter nights, which i think is 3rd edition? and you can cheese a whole lotta shit trying to powergame, but obviously it does not have the total breadth of the everything the books have

the biggest reason not to, beside the fact that it's not my preferred playstyle, is that the official content simply does not scale to even the base character level you can actually achieve

so it doesn't matter lol

anyway what i'm saying is science/tech based lore is weak to magic based lore

imagine being some S-tier tactician in a storied career in a physical rules based universe and then some fucker in a robe shows up and starts lobbing fireballs around, cloning himself, and teleporting everywhere

and then dragons start appearing. those wings can't hold up that mass

what the fuck gandalf

this is why scp is scary right

you can't even anticipate what the fuck is going to happen because you don't even understand the rules of the reality you're in anymore

i wonder if i could paint terminators as synths 🤔

like terminator terminators

not 40k xD

a recurring theme here is there are very few women in the wargamining mini world, at least in the "modern" packs

you end up having to scrounge around in the random third party cyberpunk or whatever packs

big fallout energy tbh xD
*laughs*
whatcha lookin' for stranger?
looks like stan lee lol
looks cool af, but has absolutely no analogue in fallout lol

this could 100% be a super mutant. hockey mask helps

size might be off tho, i dunno how big "ugoks" are

realizing that shaggy and scooby ALSO have big fallout energy lololol
this is a problem
no helmets, but in the right greens/browns this could pass for fallout 1 combat armor, prolly
prolly too tall for zetans... but not bad xD
just need a fallout reason there are holes in their chests... xD

lol yesssssssssssssssssssss

"watz2000 laser rifle" xD

so if i bring @DarkestKale from fo4 into an elder scroll game with me, can i get him to achieve amaranth and basically portal me to any other game universe which i will then headcanon as his dream

fo4 -> skyrim -> yoshi's island confirmed

you can't prove that i brought along a pal just to spawn a 2d universe of ridable dinos with saddles
are dnd wizards more powerful than elder scrolls mages

who are even the most powerful mages in tes you meet

like that mushroom tower dude who clones himself and miraak?

there's prolly some fuckery in eso and i don't play enough of it
i should not have looked at the cosmology section of tes fandom wiki lol
i have some basic physics questions about this unsatisfactory paragraph lol
also: how mad will my high intelligence fallout character be if he enters this world and doesn't have enough mortal stress to perceive this the way everyone else seems to

my character: *walks several miles in one direction. takes measurements*

my character: *walks several miles in another direction. takes measurements*

my character: "NO"

do i need to play battlespire

i stopped playing that game so fast lol

i've run face first into fanfic-as-lore and now i don't know how to headcanon my own shit
bruh that is so aggressive etsy
i was not actually planning on playing fallout warfare, i just wanted to try painting some minis and maybe make some dioramas, but i discovered there is an ai/single player mode to the game and jfc these rules are confusing???

handicapped by not being a boardgamer, i assume xD

I DON'T KNOW THINGS. YOU CAN'T ASSUME I KNOW THINGS

i'm in a fallout vs 40k thread and 40k fanboys are arguing space marines can face tank mini-nukes
i saw some of your official games workshop cinematics man, you can't even hold it together against some metal melee weapons sometimes xD
there's a lot of arguing about which universe has better directed energy weapon output and i just wanna point out overkill doesn't actually matter that much if you can still punch through armor and kill the guy inside that's more or less what counts 99.99999% of the time
halfway through the thread some of the 40kers are reading up on what liberty prime is lol
the fuck is a megathule tho fr

after reading the 40k wiki page for astartes power armor i admit it is superior to fallout power armor

however, you still cannot eat a nuke to the face xD

and taking decades to manufacture one suit is... probably not cost effective for most universes outside 40k

@worthlessbums I drink and don't know things ™️
@worthlessbums Almost definitely. Elder Scrolls mages get more powerful magic faster, but DND wizards start doing things to space and time at around 11th level.
@RethinkJeff it's because skyrim mages don't respect the school of alteration xD
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@RethinkJeff my fallout toon is gonna be so pikachu shocked face when he discovers his plans to generate a massive pharmaceutical industry in the commonwealth is made redundant by just jamming berries and shit into a mortar and MAGIC

@worthlessbums honestly? Depends.

As always.

@worthlessbums I've not played Yoshi's Island, so negative on that.

You'll end up in a shopping centre