i don't know why it's taken me this long to make a web3 bingo card
i could probably make ten of these
@molly0xfff lol love “real world utility” (no utility)

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And host a bingo night too! If you need help designing the game hit me up (trivia game host is me)

@molly0xfff Limited collection of unique digital bingo cards? Sound like perfect application for NF…

*runs*

@molly0xfff wait do lots of those schemes use the cc0 license? I'm surprised to see that on there
@poppamunz it was a fad for a bit mostly among projects that didn't understand what it meant

@molly0xfff

You forgot Rule 34

"If it exists, there's porn of it on the Internet"

@molly0xfff
Nah, you need to make a generator: Give it a seed and it gives you the card, and since it is deterministic but random we could play bingo live...
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@molly0xfff

- uses rustlang and annoys the rest of the rust community by loudly advertising this
- references to japanese meme dogs
- sends spam on mastodon that contains an unholy amount of emojis, account is on mastodon.social
- taints the memory of some beloved old franchise or meme by turning it into an nft or something

@molly0xfff What's the 8?
@promethean as with 420 and 69, a lot of crypto projects reference the number 8. you'll often see NFT projects that have 888 or 8,888 items, for example, or ones that mint for 0.88 ETH
@molly0xfff @promethean (sorry if this is something you already know but in case not :P) 8 is a lucky number in China and associated with wealth, I know because I've seen it on many casino products in a similar way, which is appropriate :P
@molly0xfff “Phygital” makes me feel particularly stabby.
@molly0xfff Have you considered selling them as NFTs?

@molly0xfff don't forget those too lazy to come up with something a minimum original so they buy a brand or IP for nostalgia, if they aren't outright stealing it without permission

looking at you, Radio Shack, and countless projects who claim to be Disney or Metallica or something

@molly0xfff The overlap between these and businesses run by Elon Musk shows just how innovatingly bad he was/is.
@molly0xfff Make it a Moebius Strip instead of a card.

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For one minute there, I thought it was the new Musk Bingo card and I was gonna shout house already 🤣😂

@OtterlySensible @molly0xfff still accurate lol. same circles although Molly didn't include "peter thiel associated investment" and only Andreesen

@molly0xfff I was going to ask after the first one! Ideas:

You'd need a whole card for all the variations of protect sovereignty/sovereign citizen stuff/tax dodging/using privacy coins for money laundering/openly admitting crimes.

Probably another for right wing/russia/uae ties and anti-lgbtqia stuff as well.

@molly0xfff "Woman team member turns out to be a man" is way too specific, how many times did that happen? 😂
@molly0xfff Kind of you to not make "previously involved in a scam" the free space. It's basically two free spaces now.
@molly0xfff You're gonna look real sad when Bitcoin hits a million bucks and you don't have a square for it.
@molly0xfff
because it's boring? `w;7[) (but it was needed)
@molly0xfff my only complaint is that some of those are just too easy
@molly0xfff damn, quantum computing is in shambles, it doesn't even make the jargon cutoff
@molly0xfff in my opinion, the free space should he the "team member involved in previous scam".
@molly0xfff Thanks, I needed fresh nightmare fuel for tonight.
@molly0xfff 🥥 Surely you'll be marketing this #Bingo card as an #NFT, Molly. Amirite? 🥥

@JStatePost @molly0xfff For true #web3 cred we should remove @molly0xfff from these cards and sell these #nfts ourselves. Who wants to buy a #webfreegratecard?

#jk #ireallyhopeso #ohcomeoniwasonlyjoking

@molly0xfff
I laughed at "how hard can it be to make a video game". 😂 People seem to think you can just knock up even just a simple app in an afternoon.

@SmartmanApps @molly0xfff

Or how easy that NFT horse you bought for a western game would be to use in that shiny Formula 1 simulator, or hex based strategic wargame, because you own it and can therefore use it in every game ever to be made?

@molly0xfff "Remember, we're playing full card BINGO. Only call out when you have a fu--"

'BINGO!'

@molly0xfff a real bingo card is hard to fill, not smashed full of ink stamps.
@molly0xfff Fantastic! I think the center square should be “community”
@molly0xfff It took me way too long to dereference "unruggable" 
@molly0xfff uuuh, what is this “fully anonymous team”?
@molly0xfff
Funny! Especially the reference to a16z.
@molly0xfff What does "ruggable" mean in this context? Google turns up a particular cryptocurrency scam, but not what it means to be "ruggable."

@183231bcb @molly0xfff "Ruggable" in this context is playing off "Unruggable" which basically means "We've taken steps to make it impossible for this to be a scam"

So "Ruggable" would mean "It is absolutely possible for this to be a scam" or even "We have taken steps to make it easy to turn this into a scam"

@mrencyclopedia @molly0xfff Thanks!

And yeah, if someone tells me "this definitely isn't a scam!" It makes me suspicious that it is a scam.

(Like social media posts that begin with the words "Honest question:...")

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@molly0xfff “woman team member turns out to be a man” isn’t meant to be transphobic is it? 
@rebeccasaurus no! there have been several instances where women on crypto project teams have turned out to be fake personas, for example https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=fame-lady-squad-turns-out-to-be-a-bunch-of-dudes
"Women-led" NFT project, "Fame Lady Squad", turns out to be a bunch of dudes

The "Fame Lady Squad" NFT project touted itself as a woman-designed and -developed project that would give back to women in the space, drawing support from high-profile individuals like Gary Vaynerchuk, and ultimately around $1.5 million in investments. Problem is, the three women who were supposedly running the project were a group of Russian men, accused by one of the individuals who uncovered the lie of trying to profit off American social causes. The group had a history of creating NFT projects based on false stories. One of their other projects, "Cyber City Girls Club", was intended to campaign to stop hate against Asians, and also originally purported to be run only by women (it wasn't).

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@molly0xfff @web3isgreat time to make a joke website with all of these
@molly0xfff aww I though web three was being trans positive for a moment there but I guess not.
@molly0xfff I Take offense to “outdated meme” there are no such things. They are "classic" or “vintage" and still have more value than any NFT.

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This is so good, I think the one missing square is "0 value product"

@molly0xfff May I recommend "misuses the term "FUD""? Because I saw that a few times...

@molly0xfff I don't know either 😂

Is it bad that I think the next version will have more AI squares?